Loading ...A friend of mine who goes to Brown is in a chemistry class with Emma Watson. When Emma answered a question correctly one day, someone in the back shouted, “TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!” She was not amused. FHL
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I carried a 40-pound package from Frist to Holder for my roommate. When we opened it up, we saw that it was a rolling suitcase. FML
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11
its 40 lbs? youre going to be so over the weight limit when you travel.
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Anonymous
This is one of the best FML’s I’ve seen.
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ontd bb
How does a suitcase weigh 40lb? That would leave only 10lb until you reached the airline limit.
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p
…or it could be the packaging — the box, any padding to protect the suitcase in transit…
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durrrrrrrr
Padding to protect something in transit which holds and protects things in transit?
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OP
It was a set of suitcases, nested inside each other.
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Anonymous
why does the word “nested” turn me on right now. FMsexlessL
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Anonymous
nested for loops!
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fw
I read “suitcases” as “subclasses.” Anonymous 6:45, you’ve company.
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I am so lucky to be at Princeton. MLIG
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Uh uh
What’s so lucky about being here when half of us are miserable as hell?
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Anonymous
it’s not “half” it’s the same 5-10% that like to complain and want to have people take pity on them.
except people that post real fml’s. that is just a bad string of events that they share for our entertainment. does not mean their lives are miserable.
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Anonymous
Perhaps this person isn’t quite as miserable as you are? Because he/she doesn’t let grades/whatever determine his/her own self worth?
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12
Are you serious? A few reasons why you’re lucky:
1. Over 90% of the people who want to be at Princeton don’t get to be at Princeton.
2. Our campus is fucking beautiful, and if you think otherwise, you’ve been spoiled and could never survive in the dorms of the state school most of my friends went to and that I thought I’d be going to.
3. Our professors are mindblowingly brilliant.
4. Our school color isn’t brown.
5. there are so many people in the world whose lives actually are miserable as hell and who will never even get a high school education, much go to Princeton.
6. free laundry, free beer -
happy
I think the +1/-1’s demonstrate how wrong you are
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Anonymous
Oh, boo hoo, you live in a country club, have access to brilliant professors and students, and have all your needs taken care of by default.
And printing is free. FYL
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lw
Sucks for you. You really should learn to appreciate it. Yeah, its hard, and yeah, sometimes you don’t sleep for a week, but as cliche as it is, it’s the opportunity of the lifetime. All things considered, I’m with OP.
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'12
no one will ever love you.
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Thumbs Up Speaks for Itself
Let it go, troll. Let it go.
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'11
ppl complain all the time, but seriously, there is no other school I’d rather be. Princeton is amazing!
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Just realized that my thesis is… wrong. FML
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I fucking love this school. MLIG
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you disgust me
ugh, such an academic – the only ones who like this place
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'11
that’s who this place is for anyway…
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how ironic
that’s the way its supposed to be =)
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fratstar
I fucking love this place.
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Horatio
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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I was working in McGraw next to a wall and leaned over to get something out of my backpack. There was an automated Purell dispenser right above my head. I now have a lot of foamy Purell in my hair. FML
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12
I just laughed out loud.
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13
me too, and that was the first time for something on this site
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me too
one of the best fmls i’ve read lately.
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'10
best FML i’ve seen all week
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hillbilly
looks like sperm i know u got some action in the lesbian gay TRANS section
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If Ron Weasley can get out of the friend zone, I can too. MLWBG
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INTLady
I fully and completely support any and all Harry Potter references made on any social media outlet.
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INTLlama
Seconded.
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:-)
this made my day
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redshirt firstyear
i <3 u
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janice
omg I love you
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Although I complain and grumble so much about Princeton, deep inside, I really am grateful to be attending this school. MLIG
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Lady Nguyen (lay-DEE wINN)
meh…guess you’re right. I can’t wait to go though! june 1 baby! june 1!
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Anonymous
why would you be grateful? what has this school done for u?
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srsly?
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I was scarfing Frosted Flakes straight from the cup while walking downcampus when I tried to take an extra large gulp and accidentally scattered cereal all around me. Just then, I looked up and saw Shirley Tilghman walk by me with a slightly disgusted expression. FML
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hot
LOL
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'10
Tell her to fuck off. That bitch has ruined my life.
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'11
T-dog is great. Take you gall somewhere else.
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A squirrel.
I would have started foaming at the mouth and hissed at her.
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this is
one of my few favorite FMLs so far
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I finally drew an aesthetically pleasing integral sign today. MLIG
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no one cares
uhm…wow this is just sad
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'10
lol guess ur wrong! seeing as how..+62
plus yeah duh who can’t appreciate those sexy curves
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Integral e^x=F(u)^n
OMG i totally understand. i spent 20 minutes the other day practicing, and i’m in the humanities.
they’re finally beautiful. -
Anonymous
wait is this a thing
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humanities major
i had the same experience with a comma!
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Anonymous
awesome. on to the aesthetically pleasing capital Sigma ^^
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Eleven-foot snowmen, functional igloos, and meticulously detailed snow sculptures? Even when frolicking in the snow, this place is full of overachievers. OLAA
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Anonymous
where are these structures, especially the snowman and igloos?!?!
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snowmen
Alexander beach
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12
um hello? did you go outside today? they were practically EVERYWHERE duhhh
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They're Sweet.
whitman and behind the dinky.
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yourfullname
outside of whitman
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'12
Forbes’s igloo is THE SHIT. Props to whoever made it
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'12
Shonts and Youngin? I think I saw you guys from my window.
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Anon
mathey, whitman hill, and near frist
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snow
there’s an igloo right out in front of dillon/Little (with red lights on it too). there are some humongous snowmen scattered around campus, most notably in front of blair and at poe field
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11
11′ snowman is in poe field. its HUGE
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Anonymous
It only took the authorities two hours to destroy my five foot snow penis. That thing was intricately detailed.
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veins
Frist south lawn?
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eskimo
2 igloos in wilson quad
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Anonymous
Between Richardson and Witherspoon
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Matheyite
Between Alexander Hall and Witherspoon
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Curious Alum
Does anyone know of any pictures on line?
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I had to take a break after opening Word, as that was enough of an accomplishment for me. FML
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Duh
YLIA
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fool
welcome to my night.
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Anonymous
…Keith?
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Keith
Anna?
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bitch, please
Keith is not the new Anna. There will never be a new Anna. Anna is forever.
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DM
Plus infinity DMPCs
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Anonymous
what’s the c stand for?
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barbarella
yeah if it’s the keith i know, he’s an awesome guy, but i dont think he has what it takes to be a a meme. nice try tho
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At the train station, I pulled on a door that was clearly labeled “PUSH.” The people behind me pointed at my Princeton sweatshirt and laughed. FML
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Anonymous
I regularly do this — no matter what language the push/pull is in. I sometimes feel whatever my instinct tells me to do, I should do the opposite =P
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Angstrom
I wear a College of New Jersey shirt off campus b/c I do this kind of stuff often. Princeton was the College of New Jersey…once…
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The last time I had an appointment with my professor to talk about my research, he didn’t show up. This time he did, only he fell asleep while I was talking. FML
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Woops!
I just posted down on this when I meant UP UP UP! Hilarious!
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Horatio
Sounds like PhD Comics, which is obviously truth.
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which do you really find more offensive?
not caring at all, or leading you on only to let you down?
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econ
are you econ?
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not OP but
no. lol
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Just accepted Princeton’s offer of admission. MLIG
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AH
Compared to what it will be, yes.
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Horatio
The Force is certainly not with this one.
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Horatio
Also, congratulations. Hopefully you make better use of it than the above ‘10.
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hold on a second
unless you were rejected from both Harvard and Yale, you’re making a terrible mistake
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Anonymous
go away
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Hmm...
Methinks I smell a troll from another Ivy.
Congrats, kid. Even if they are Princetonians, we all bitch a lot, this site is for venting the rage. See you in September =D
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Read it and Weep
I call foreign troll. (Foreign to Princeton, that is.)
I didn’t apply to Harvard. The undergrad school sucks. And I’ve got to admit, Yale is kinda nice but Princeton is better as a school and there’s no comparison with location. Do you want to worry about getting murdered or mugged on your Saturday night? -
Anonymous
Don’t listen to this jackass. Princeton is great if you’re someone smart enough to know how to take advantage of the opportunities offered here, and not some idiot that focuses solely on the negative aspects of a place.
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Anonymous
post on your own site, harvard/yale troll
OP, YPrincetonLWillBeG
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'13
idiot.
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Shut up
Princeton’s a great place. YLIG!
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hold on a second
let’s see…harvard & yale: same prestige, same academic quality, but no thesis (not like ours), no grade deflation…yeah, i don’t see how I’m so far off-base here.
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks”
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quality at harvard and yale is not the same. princeton owns yale in any hard science. harvard’s departments are spread thin by graduate students.
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Somebody
Congrats! I think you made a good choice…
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Disillusioned
FYL.
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don't hold on a second
only because there are dumbasses like hold on a second going here. Other than that, congratulations!
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'11
congrats, and welcome to Princeton! You’ll have a great time here =)
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Eminem 9:57 am on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
Odds she transfers to Columbia by junior year?
win 10:17 am on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
WIN
lol, irl 11:12 am on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
oh my goodness this is amazing. and that person is awesome.
haha 11:13 am on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
totally excellent.
haha 11:41 am on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
this actually made my shitty day slightly better
'12 12:50 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
agreed
brownsucks 1:15 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
EPIC WIN. and this made my day.
Anonymous 1:20 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
Brilliant.
Anonymous 1:24 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
way to make her feel uncomfortable and humiliated. she should’ve shouted back, “Negative 10 points for the ASSHOLE’
berry 2:06 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
yes, because that would’ve looked real classy in the tabloids
abrar 1:30 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
i think she is not as brainy in the real world although she answered one day in the real world yup but its true she is going to marry ronold weasley
i call bull 2:37 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
i read this somewhere else before it was posted here. sorry. urban legend flies!
OP 3:14 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
maybe my friend and the other poster are in the same chemistry class?
Anonymous 6:56 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink
I’ve heard similar stories from Brown friends. I’ve also heard about people running around on the grass in front of her dorm and drunkenly screaming “expeliarmus” while pointing in the general direction of her window.
Anonymous 7:19 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
no, I am a Brown student and this actually happened. Funny, that it’s all the way on Princeton FML though
Brownie 8:20 pm on April 20, 2010 Permalink |
It was actually a Geology class, my friend was there.
Can't stand her eyebrows 2:01 am on April 21, 2010 Permalink |
yea FHL, cuz she totally chose to come to school in the US to stretch her undeserved fame. All the British people know that nobody gives a hot damn about her in the UK. So she asked for it, she gets it.
4|\|0 2:30 am on April 21, 2010 Permalink |
Maybe she came to school in the US to escape all that? In which country would you suggest she studies?
. 11:14 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink |
a fellow eyebrow hater! can we be friends?
Anonymous 9:06 am on April 21, 2010 Permalink |
Canada!
yeya 11:14 am on April 22, 2010 Permalink |
New Zealand!
Anonymous 5:40 pm on April 25, 2010 Permalink |
India!
just sayin' 12:30 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink |
fuck you dude.
birdz 12:02 am on May 13, 2010 Permalink |
Epic x 1000000000000000….
Emma W. 1:52 am on May 21, 2010 Permalink |
Haha you’re all hilarious muh-fuckin’ pricks, die in a fire. INCENDIO
anon 11:56 am on June 28, 2010 Permalink |
Hmmm… probably a troll. But in case not: we don’t really hate you Emma, it’s just hilarious!
Musashi Miyamoto 6:46 pm on July 30, 2010 Permalink
seriously, if you are Emma, tell us that, minus your similar experiences, you wouldn’t do the same thing to someone else. Hit Anikin with a lightsaber if you knew him, etc.