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• At least Princeton has toilet paper when you need it… I’m spending the summer abroad, and am forced to use f*cking writing paper. FMDevelopingCountryL

  June 23, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +25 / -14

   

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• I’m taking a dump at my summer internship in the city. MLIA

  As I type this post, I’ve just realized that there’s no toilet paper. FML

  June 18, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +18 / -11

   

• I just woke up from a dream where I was fighting for toilet paper. MLIA?

  June 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +44 / -2

   

• The office I’m working at this summer also boasts one-ply toilet paper. FML

  June 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +38 / -2

   

• Went home to Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper. MBumIPampered

  June 12, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +75 / -4

   

• I’m from Cambridge, and we get two-ply toilet paper. MLIG!

  May 23, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -62

   

• Having diarrhea is bad enough, but this coarse anus-hurting toilet paper makes it almost intolerable. FML

  April 28, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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• Who the hell folds their toilet paper? FYAnalLs

  April 18, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: -23

   

• The words “B.A. in English” are like a scarlet letter for “worthless” on my resume. After graduation, I’m going to take a shit outside McCosh and wipe my ass with this toilet paper diploma (folded, front to back). FMDepartment

  April 18, 2010 | 13 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +17 / -40

   

• Sat down on a toilet in Wilcox, realized there was no toilet paper, and got up before letting loose. MLIG!

  Moved to the other stall, did my business, and discovered that there was no toilet paper in the other stall either. FML

  March 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +76 / -4

   

• My eating club has two-ply toilet paper. OLAG

  March 12, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +42 / -9

   

• Yaro, please update us on the toilet paper project… PLEASE. FYL

  March 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -34

   

• The new USG prez needs to invest in better toilet paper. Then, MLWillBeG

  February 28, 2010 | 9 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +23 / -47

   

• I just took a crap in the bathroom only to realize at the end that there was no toilet paper left in the stall. FML

  February 20, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +48 / -3

   

• The hobos in NY Penn Station get to wipe their asses with two-ply toilet paper while we wipe ours with one-ply. FOL and FPtonForBeingSoDamnCheap!

  February 20, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +30 / -18