Princeton FML » Search Results » toilet paper http://princetonfml.com F*ck My Life @ Princeton Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:56:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Relishing my dwindling days of being… http://princetonfml.com/2010/09/04/relishing-my-dwindling-days-of-being/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/09/04/relishing-my-dwindling-days-of-being/#comments Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:37:42 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=60431 Relishing my dwindling days of being provided with awesome toilet paper. For now, MLIG

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/09/04/relishing-my-dwindling-days-of-being/feed/ 17 At least Princeton has toilet paper when… http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/23/at-least-princeton-has-toilet-paper-when/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/23/at-least-princeton-has-toilet-paper-when/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:27:55 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=51460 At least Princeton has toilet paper when you need it… I’m spending the summer abroad, and am forced to use f*cking writing paper. FMDevelopingCountryL

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/23/at-least-princeton-has-toilet-paper-when/feed/ 2 I’m taking a dump at my summer internship… http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/18/im-taking-a-dump-at-my-summer-internship/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/18/im-taking-a-dump-at-my-summer-internship/#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:39:21 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=50902 I’m taking a dump at my summer internship in the city. MLIA

As I type this post, I’ve just realized that there’s no toilet paper. FML

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/18/im-taking-a-dump-at-my-summer-internship/feed/ 5 I just woke up from a dream where I was … http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/16/i-just-woke-up-from-a-dream-where-i-was/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/16/i-just-woke-up-from-a-dream-where-i-was/#comments Thu, 17 Jun 2010 03:05:32 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=50962 I just woke up from a dream where I was fighting for toilet paper. MLIA?

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/16/i-just-woke-up-from-a-dream-where-i-was/feed/ 1 The office I’m working at this summer… http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/16/the-office-im-working-at-this-summer/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/16/the-office-im-working-at-this-summer/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:21:21 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=50865 The office I’m working at this summer also boasts one-ply toilet paper. FML

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/16/the-office-im-working-at-this-summer/feed/ 0 Went home to Charmin Ultra Soft toilet… http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/12/went-home-to-charmin-ultra-soft-toilet/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/12/went-home-to-charmin-ultra-soft-toilet/#comments Sun, 13 Jun 2010 00:22:44 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=50436 Went home to Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper. MBumIPampered

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/06/12/went-home-to-charmin-ultra-soft-toilet/feed/ 2 I’m from Cambridge, and we get two-ply toil… http://princetonfml.com/2010/05/23/im-from-cambridge-and-we-get-two-ply-toil/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/05/23/im-from-cambridge-and-we-get-two-ply-toil/#comments Sun, 23 May 2010 18:47:31 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=47625 I’m from Cambridge, and we get two-ply toilet paper. MLIG!

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/05/23/im-from-cambridge-and-we-get-two-ply-toil/feed/ 5 Having diarrhea is bad enough, but this… http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/28/having-diarrhea-is-bad-enough-but-this/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/28/having-diarrhea-is-bad-enough-but-this/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:42:58 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=38710 Having diarrhea is bad enough, but this coarse anus-hurting toilet paper makes it almost intolerable. FML

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/28/having-diarrhea-is-bad-enough-but-this/feed/ 3 Who the hell folds their toilet paper? … http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/18/who-the-hell-folds-their-toilet-paper/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/18/who-the-hell-folds-their-toilet-paper/#comments Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:49:41 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=35894 Who the hell folds their toilet paper? FYAnalLs

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/18/who-the-hell-folds-their-toilet-paper/feed/ 5 The words “B.A. in English” are like a s… http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/18/the-words-b-a-in-english-are-like-a-s/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/18/the-words-b-a-in-english-are-like-a-s/#comments Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:25:59 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=35864 The words “B.A. in English” are like a scarlet letter for “worthless” on my resume. After graduation, I’m going to take a shit outside McCosh and wipe my ass with this toilet paper diploma (folded, front to back). FMDepartment

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/04/18/the-words-b-a-in-english-are-like-a-s/feed/ 13 Sat down on a toilet in Wilcox, realized… http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/28/sat-down-on-a-toilet-in-wilcox-realized/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/28/sat-down-on-a-toilet-in-wilcox-realized/#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 07:51:50 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=30313 Sat down on a toilet in Wilcox, realized there was no toilet paper, and got up before letting loose. MLIG!

Moved to the other stall, did my business, and discovered that there was no toilet paper in the other stall either. FML

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/28/sat-down-on-a-toilet-in-wilcox-realized/feed/ 1 My eating club has two-ply toilet paper…. http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/12/my-eating-club-has-two-ply-toilet-paper/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/12/my-eating-club-has-two-ply-toilet-paper/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:01:02 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=26632 My eating club has two-ply toilet paper. OLAG

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/12/my-eating-club-has-two-ply-toilet-paper/feed/ 2 Yaro, please update us on the toilet pap… http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/02/yaro-please-update-us-on-the-toilet-pap/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/02/yaro-please-update-us-on-the-toilet-pap/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:21:35 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=22794 Yaro, please update us on the toilet paper project… PLEASE. FYL

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/03/02/yaro-please-update-us-on-the-toilet-pap/feed/ 0 The new USG prez needs to invest in bett… http://princetonfml.com/2010/02/28/the-new-usg-prez-needs-to-invest-in-bett/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/02/28/the-new-usg-prez-needs-to-invest-in-bett/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:06:56 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=22362 The new USG prez needs to invest in better toilet paper. Then, MLWillBeG

]]> http://princetonfml.com/2010/02/28/the-new-usg-prez-needs-to-invest-in-bett/feed/ 9 I just took a crap in the bathroom only … http://princetonfml.com/2010/02/20/i-just-took-a-crap-in-the-bathroom-only/ http://princetonfml.com/2010/02/20/i-just-took-a-crap-in-the-bathroom-only/#comments Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:48:21 +0000 http://princetonfml.com/?p=20642 I just took a crap in the bathroom only to realize at the end that there was no toilet paper left in the stall. FML

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