Relishing my dwindling days of being provided with awesome toilet paper. For now, MLIG
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Not Charmin Me 8:50 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
Ok, I like the toilet paper at Princeton more than the plushier stuff at home. You all need to deal with your sensitive asses.
Anonymous 2:15 am on September 5, 2010 Permalink |
what the fuck is wrong with you
2222 9:03 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
Okay, we know you lost the election for USG president. You don’t have to keep posting this on PFML.
Shut it 11:51 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
Hey, I voted for that guy. It’s a serious issue. My ass felt rashy by the end of the year. I don’t give a shit for the candidates that talk about diversity – we’re already diverse and the University is taking care of that themselves (THEY admit people, not your USG president) – wiping my ass is serious.
'12 12:59 pm on September 5, 2010 Permalink
Seriously, what have the other candidates done that whatshisname wouldn’t have done? Probably all insignificant shit compared to getting us good toilet paper.
'13 9:10 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
Gah, I know what you mean. Toilet paper at home is like 6-ply and super soft. It’s gonna suck downgrading.
What are you using? 12:30 am on September 5, 2010 Permalink |
Only six-ply?
sake 9:37 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
what do you want? to wipe your shit onto a disposable silk cloth?
Uca 11:48 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
+5
Hahahahaha.
Old Money 12:01 am on September 5, 2010 Permalink |
As a matter of fact, yes.
the butler 12:31 am on September 5, 2010 Permalink
You already do, silly.
Rhyparographer 11:51 am on September 5, 2010 Permalink
In fact, I bet this butler (one post up) does it for you.
'12 1:00 pm on September 5, 2010 Permalink
^But not at Princeton =/
Query 11:27 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink |
Do people with private bathrooms often take advantage of bring-your-own-toilet-paper-privileges? I have one this year
11 4:28 pm on September 5, 2010 Permalink |
o.m.g. you have the option to BUY your own fucking toilet paper whether you have a private bathroom or not. especially if that’s the thing you waste your time complaining about most.
Cygnet 5:36 pm on September 5, 2010 Permalink |
I tried for two weeks. Shit gets used up so much faster than the school’s.
A 1:34 am on September 6, 2010 Permalink |
If you’re like me, you complain enough so your boyfriend buys you some, saving you the money.
But in all seriousness, you can buy your own toilet paper anytime. Also, you should totally stake out the tp reserve room, because in some dorms your janitor has to give it to you.