Sometimes, I feel like I’m the only nineteen-year-old in the entire world who’s never dated before. FML
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Loading ...Sometimes, I feel like I’m the only nineteen-year-old in the entire world who’s never dated before. FML
anon 4:03 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
I’ve hooked up but not really dated. That makes me feel even worse.
pton 4:15 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
welcome to the club
anon 11:46 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
idk, im in your boat, and while it sort of sucks, its better than having neither. at least i can look someone in the eye and say yes ive done this, yes ive done that
Brah 4:24 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
I’ve never kissed. You’re not alone.
Oh, but some girl is trying to get me to sleep with her behind her boyfriend’s back. The boyfriend is the nicest motherfucker I’ve ever met. It’s the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
Here’s how the last 30 minutes have gone.
Me: “Sorry, I can’t betray my friend like that. I can’t be alone with you in your room.”
Her: “lololol it was all a test and you PASSED! So now it’s totally cool for you to go to my room, since you know it was a test all along. PLEAAAAAAASE!?!?!?”
curious 10:48 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
what race is she?
Brah 11:57 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink
Exact opposite of me on color spectrum.
I’m a ghost.
alum 7:00 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
Why does Princeton admit social outcasts like this? Once upon a time, to be a Princetonian meant you had charisma and a fine sense of the social nuances of polite society. Today, it means nothing. Shame on you.
Philistia 1:00 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
I hope you’re a troll. Who cares about “a fine sense of the social nuances of polite society”? If your historical account is true, the admissions office wised up and realized that qualities like intelligence, talent, and diligence are more important than all that bourgeois crap, or at the very least that there’s no reason for *all* Tigers to conform to the last. Furthermore, how are admissions officers supposed to detect the qualities you mention with anything close to across-the-board reliability? One measly interview? It probably won’t come to light therein that a student’s never dated (and anyway, to take that fact as a token of social-outcasthood is to commit a non sequitur). Finally, being a Princetonian means nothing today? You might want to think that one over.
annoyed '12 1:15 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
oh shut up, you assuming douche. if you were that perfectly social, you’d probably have something better to do than troll your old college fml.
There are plenty of people who are perfectly normal socially with plenty of friends and are not particularly unattractive, yet they still never get asked out. I know that I at least have had a wonderfully happy (and very full) social experience at Princeton, regardless of the fact that I’ve never had a boyfriend or hooked up with a rando.
OP, try to focus on your friends and the things that make your life awesome, and if your really that worried about it, just get more aggressive next time you like somebody. People are wimps these days – it’s never gonna happen if you don’t take the leap!
'11 3:31 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink
Whoa guys, chill. It was clearly a joke.
Old Money 3:45 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
Stop trying to be me.
admirer 4:56 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink
LOLLLLLLL
..... 7:59 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink
except people actually have serious responses for him.
not the only one 9:01 am on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
I’m older than you and have had sex before but have only been on a few dates. I don’t feel that bad about it.
Anonymous 8:15 pm on August 31, 2010 Permalink |
It’ll happen when it happens. Hell, if you’ve gone this long without going on a date then what’s a little while longer?
There’s always JDate.