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I believed the phenomenon of my ass hurting whenever I’m on campus was a physical manifestation of how much Princeton rapes me. It turns out it’s actually because of the crappy toilet paper. I can’t decide which of the two is less bad. FML

December 8, 2009 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

Score: +38 / -12
- '12 5:21 am on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply
  
  I believe rape jokes aren’t funny.
  - Jackson 5:44 am on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    
    Then why am I laughing?
    - '12 6:36 am on December 8, 2009 Permalink
      
      apparently the mods at princetonfml think that I insulted you too harshly in my last response. my bad. let’s try something more straightforward. tell a rape joke to a rape victim and then see if you can live with yourself.
    - Goober 8:42 pm on December 8, 2009 Permalink
      
      I made fun of a girl for getting raped once.
      Then again, I was the one who was raping her.
      
      Man was she piiiissed.
- Anonymous 11:03 am on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply
  
  the tp is def worse
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