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  • Got my first A since freshman year! MLIG! I’m PDF-ing the class… FML and FtheFacultyCommittee

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    1:30 pm on May 24, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
  • I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to get over him. FMUnrequitedLove

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    12:00 pm on May 24, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
  • Everyone thinks I’m a lesbian. I feel like any attempt to distance myself from that impression would be an ally fail… but I can’t help but wish people would just check my Facebook preferences.  FML

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    10:30 am on May 24, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Anon 10:51 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

      I don’t want to post initials, but I’m calling this as “person I know” ’16.

  • I just got a D in MUS 103. Wtf? I hate large classes with competitive curves.  FML

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    9:00 am on May 24, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
  • Last Thursday night for a while that I’ll have to listen to drunken idiots screaming outside my window. MLWBG

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    2:00 am on May 24, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
  • Were there any survivors from that ECO 310 final? FOLs.

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    1:00 am on May 24, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • International Criminal Court 1:30 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

      We have warrants out for ECO 310′s arrest.

    • ECO 310 8:30 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

      I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it went alright and better than you think right now. My sense is that there were several answers that were tricky — that you either saw, or you didn’t — but that when you see the answer key, it will be one of those tests that looks much less difficult than it did in the exam block.

    • MJ '15 11:12 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

      Yes – it was an insult to my intelligence

  • My only consolation for the terrible curves is acknowledging that I am competing with some of the smartest people; it gives me hope that in time, I will look back at my freshman year and be humbled at my strides. MLWillBeG.

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    12:00 am on May 24, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • gotta get movin 12:34 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

      the only curves I’m competing with are on myself

  • My thesis grade just did some more damage to my GPA, which wasn’t all that great already. Sad. FML

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    9:00 pm on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Anonymous 9:16 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      phy?

      • PHY 12:38 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

        Did you have an introduction?

  • Constant inane facebook party invites from Colonial. FML

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    7:30 pm on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • I think you meant 7:37 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Constant terribly named facebook party invites from Colonial FML

      • lolwat 9:44 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        Colonial’s party names are always hilarious. Parties are supposed to have really cheesy names.

      • ugh 10:03 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        so true

      • i laughed. 3:25 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

        “done working? start twerking.”

  • 94% is a B+? FMGradeDeflatedL

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    6:00 pm on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • chm202? 6:47 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      _

      • anonymous 7:47 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        that seems unlikely for CHM 202

    • What 6:52 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      class?

    • Wow 7:26 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Language course?

      • OP 11:35 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        Chinese

        • Prof. 10:37 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

          That can’t be right. (Or shouldn’t be right.) You may want to inquire with the department if it is typical that getting 94% for a course is only worth a B+?

  • Where the fuck are all the seniors? FML.

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    4:30 pm on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • '13 4:34 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Some of us are still studying for finals, but not many of us, it seems.

      • What classes 6:26 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        still have finals?

        • Senior 7:26 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

          I had one today.

          • You 3:07 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

            are most likely not a class.

    • stats 5:03 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      ?

    • Hey 6:52 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      I’m right here.

    • anon 7:21 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      I’m actually dead. Damn shame.

  • Waiting for responses to emails makes me so anxious and paranoid that I can’t focus on anything.
    This shouldn’t even be that important. FMLIA

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    3:00 pm on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
  • Professors and TAs hold us to our deadlines yet miss final grade due dates. FYHypocriticalLives

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    1:30 pm on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Not Hypocritical 2:05 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Because I don’t preach that following deadlines is a universal law.

      In any case, thanks for the reminder.

    • Anonymous 2:10 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Hierarchy. Learn to deal with it.

    • GS 2:10 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Don’t blame the TAs! We don’t assign final grades.

    • Prof. 2:36 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Prof. privilege.

    • sometimes 3:06 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      We ask for extensions for valid reasons. Sometimes we ask for extensions for bullshit reasons. Just like you.

    • also 7:41 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Departments should uphold deadlines as well. My JP was due six weeks ago and I still haven’t received my grade.

      • M. Night 8:35 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        Have you turned it in?

  • Not sure if just took an exam for 3 hours or sat in a sauna for 3 hours. FOLs.

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    12:00 pm on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • ECO100 2:19 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      MCCOSH 10 I SEE YOU

      • right? 5:48 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        It was unfuckingbelievable. Must have been 80 degrees in there

      • Anon 8:19 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        Just as horrible in McCosh 50

        • anon 10:46 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

          I think the entire McCosh building is a fucking mess. In addition to the ridiculous wooden chairs, creaky floors, absence of cooling, the building layout makes no sense whatsoever.

  • I like all the girls and all the girls like me. MLIG

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    10:30 am on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Calling It Now 10:49 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      OP is gay

      • Calling it now 3:25 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        OP is a vibrator

        • Calling it Now 7:28 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

          OP is a delusional rapist.

          • Calling it Now 10:03 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

            OP is female

    • Buyers 11:32 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      JA ’16?

    • '14 3:08 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

      Shut the fuck up SW ’15

  • I almost was hit by an old woman with a car who turned way to sharply into the lane, only to immediately be watched by the police on the corner as if it were my fault. FML

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    9:00 am on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • too 9:40 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      are you 8 years old? this “sentence” is embarrassing

  • Humid heat = ant infestation. FML

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    1:30 am on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Rob 10:53 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Call me.

  • After an exhausting year, I really didn’t think I would miss Princeton at all, but I just got home and now I’m DEPRESSED AS HELL. FML

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    12:00 am on May 23, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • '15 12:08 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      that’s cause you didn’t stay for reunions.

  • I’m not quite sure why people are having such a difficult time with ECO 100. FTLs

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    10:30 pm on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • I on the other hand 10:47 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      am quite sure you’re a complete asshole.
      I’m SO fucking tired of people here belittling anyone who struggles at something they don’t.
      For every student who struggles here with econ 100 I am 100% sure I can find at least 1 thing they are IMMENSELY better than you at be it another subject, an extracurricular activity, social skills, you name it. so STFU and stop passing judgment on others.

      • Also 11:20 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        I know some really smart people who did poorly in Econ 100, and then got A’s in 300 level Econ classes. Sometimes it takes some time to get into it.

        • ECO '15 3:07 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

          Honestly, I think the upper level econ classes might actually be easier, at least from a conceptual standpoint. Hear me out: in ECO 310 and 311 you learn the theory behind the models, in a relatively rigorous way. Personally I think this approach makes the material more intuitive, and hence easier. ECO 100 and 101 are a lot of memorization without as much justification. I can see how some people who really need to know “why” it works might struggle with it.

          At the same time, as a tutor for those courses, I most often see people fall into one of two camps: either they missed a lot of time, or they “just don’t get it.” These two camps often have the same problem: they didn’t put enough time into the material. The former for reasons outside of their own control; the latter perhaps because they though econ 100/101 would be super easy and they didn’t need to study. It takes time to build up economic intuition. In fact, I believe that 95% of the problems people have with econ classes can be fixed by simply studying more and studying SMARTER (i.e. reading between the lines, not purely rote memorization). If you can understand why things happen, it will be easy. Unfortunately, some people will kinda grasp the material and then forgot about, making it really hard when they come back. I could talk a lot more about this, but I want to keep it (relatively) short. What I’m trying to say is that if you approach ECO classes with the right mindset (i.e. that of an economist), things will be relatively easy. but if you don’t have that mindset, it will take time to build it up. You might have to put a lot of effort into developing it, and I think people sometimes underestimate the amount of effort needed.

          • that's cute 10:38 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

            econ major trying to justify their department as “theoretical” and “rigorous”

          • MAT 11:27 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

            Econ isn’t rigorous. It’s just regression. Maybe one day you will realize your entire college education came down to regression.

            • ORFE '14 4:18 pm on May 23, 2013

              +1

            • Mr. Wake Up 11:06 pm on May 23, 2013

              Maybe one day you’ll realize your’re an asshole

      • this 11:20 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        .

      • Yeah 11:38 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        i got a D in ECO 100 but I have perfect fucking teeth.

        • '13 1:16 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

          But no 3.83

      • Yeah, like 12:11 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        Putting a rubber ball through a metal hoop!

      • yeah 12:18 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        But those other things don’t matter. $tool4lyfe

    • i c u 11:13 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      rosen

    • Late Party 2:40 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Not knowing why some are having a hard time is ok. Saying FTL is not. I was having a hard time in the class but I couldn’t give less fcuks about the grade. I just wanna learn a discipline I have never studied, have a new way of thinking, that my brain is not used to. It is a struggle, but I love the process. You could say FML, but really, I think joke’s not on me.

      • Twin 8:39 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        Are you me?

    • UMMMM 3:49 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      I will fucking cut you

    • '14 11:09 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Don’t hate, I got my lowest grade in that class. Granted it was freshman fall, but I’ve done better in plenty of harder classes since. In other words, it doesn’t really mean much.

    • Amory 11:12 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Clearly not enough brilliant financial minds around here…

    • '15 11:25 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      MJ ’15?

      • MJ'15 2:56 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        doesn’t study for exams. Exams study for MJ ’15

  • So many jars of pee lying around. FML.

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    9:00 pm on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • This is definitely... 9:04 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      NF ’16

      • AD 11:32 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        ’16

        • '15 11:27 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

          MJ ’15? Or PDP?

    • the Sniper 12:47 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Jarate!

  • I fucked up freshman year. FML

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    6:00 pm on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Senior 6:05 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      me too. Please don’t let the depress you too much; I spent the following summer in an extremely scary (looking back now) fit of depression, which my parents didn’t understand because they were too busy boasting about my sibling’s admission to presitgious colleges.

      Usually, one makes a “jump to conclusion” that “fucking up” means you were …genentically predisposed to failing or some bullshit like that. It is almost always because of bad planning and I think you can make an improvement on that.

    • Hobbes 6:27 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      So did I. Don’t let it bog you down too much – you can turn things around and make the next few years better. Learn from the experience.

    • serious advice 8:11 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      So did I. Freshman year, I fucked up academically, socially, and with extracurriculars. Sophomore year, however, I resolved to turn things around. I made new friends and joined an eating club that I now love. I joined activities/clubs that I’m now proud of. And right now, at the end of junior year, my GPA is 0.2 higher than it was at the end of freshman year.

      One bad year doesn’t mean much. You have 3 years left and you will turn things around. Seek out family, friends, advisers, etc for advice, which is what I did.

      Look at it this way – it is always better to improve over time than to slowly fizzle out. Other people understand and even admire the person who, despite having one bad semester or year, is able to learn from mistakes and persevere.

    • 15 8:46 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      me too! i did terribly in all of my classes and didn’t make any close friends but trust me, it gets a lot better sophomore year. you have 3 more years to boost your gpa- join more clubs on campus, preferably smaller ones. that way you will get to meet more people and make an effort to keep in touch with everyone you’ve met! hope you have a great summer and next year turns out to be better than this one :)

    • '16 8:49 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      I feel the same but not academically. Like I focused probably too much on academics that I didn’t take a shot at clubs, extra-curriculars and making new friends. I am not saying that I am totally disconnected but I feel like I could have met more people, done more activities and got into more clubs and explored this campus beyond the academic offering. I am feeling hopeful about Sophomore year, though. I am turning this around while keeping my GPA. So don’t despair.

    • fellow '16 9:05 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      so did I. mainly just this semester. I turned in assignments ridiculously late for no reason, basically was an emotional wreck, did a lot of things that were completely out of character. but I’m ready to leave it behind me. you may have fucked up now but you’ve got three more years to be proud of. I’m not saying that I’m glad I screwed up like I did, but I’ve learned a bunch about myself and how I *don’t* want to be. good luck and take the summer to put the shit of this year behind you.

    • Psets 8:00 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      It happens. I finished freshman year very close to a 2.0. Sophomore year was easier because I knew what to expect and it all worked out. I got into a top 10 grad program and now have a great job. Use the summer to retread anything big you missed academically and come back in the fall ready to own the year.

    • '16 3:33 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      I wasn’t social this year, and I didn’t do any extracurriculars. I spent all of my time working, yet I still have a terrible GPA. I’m such a failure, but I’m still optimistic that I can do well next year.

  • Please please please go out Thursday. MLIDesperate

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    3:30 pm on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • P. 5:08 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      The only way to guarantee an encounter is to directly contact them.

      Straight-forward approaches, after all, often produce clear responses, which is likely what you want.

      • '13 6:08 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        this is a shit piece of advice.

        • P. 3:09 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

          You are entitled to possession of an opinion.

    • yo 10:33 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      stalk them tomorrow and ‘run into them,’ casually ask if they’re going out

  • My boyfriend stood me up. FML.

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    11:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • I'll date you 12:14 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      instead!

  • People keep telling me not to worry about it,but I really just don’t like Princeton. I can’t transfer because of financial aid, and I know everyone would be disappointed in me. I really do not like it here. FML

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    9:30 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • jackal 1:31 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      don’t worry, you’ll learn to make the most of it

    • '16 5:09 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      I’m a freshman and I’ve always felt like Princeton is incredibly supportive and has a great social atmosphere for any type of person, the only downside is that some classes are horrible. If you transfer to another school there will still be horrible classes and you won’t even get the nice atmosphere/supportive system. Just pick classes wisely.

      • STEM 7:03 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Supportive? What major are you? I’ve been here three full years, and I certainly haven’t come across any support from my department.

        • MAE '12 11:42 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          Um don’t know what STEM department you’re in, but I found the MAE department to be very supportive overall. The profs weren’t always great, but the faculty administrators and the staff were great at pushing the unhelpful profs to be more helpful.

          • CBE'13 2:41 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

            CBE reporting in. Our department is mad supportive also. If you ever have issues, you can shoot Julie an email and your problem will be resolved ASAP.

      • '13 7:36 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        LOL

      • usefulness of advice 8:25 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        stops at “I’m a freshman”

    • anon 10:58 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      I get that people might be disappointed in you, but isn’t your happiness more important? As for financial aid, that’s kinda a shitty excuse. It’s called a student loan. A lot of people have them.

      • '14 1:32 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        Well.. your happiness could be dependent on whether other people are disappointed in you or not. And some people might not be in a position to take on the burden of student loans.

      • oh come on 6:42 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        and given the choice between a huge student loan at a place you like vs. scholarship/financial aid at a place you don’t., it would be totally obvious?

    • fisiit 11:54 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      what exactly do you not like about it? can’t offer a solution until you identify the problem(s).

    • fisiit 2:12 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      what exactly about princeton do you not like? we can only offer real solutions whenl you identify specific problem(s).

    • Tired 9:48 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      Yes, what is it you don’t like? Maybe there are solutions the FML population can offer up? Some might even be helpful.

  • A big fuck you to people who are easily offended. Get a life and worry about something that matters. FYLs and MLIG

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    2:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • For realz 2:23 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      I honestly don’t understand the concept of being offended. It’s so easy to just laugh at things instead of being offended.

      • '13 12:29 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Maybe you should learn to empathize a little more with people. You’d understand then.

    • UMMMM 3:06 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      CAN WE PLZ BE FRIENDS AND CURSE LIKE SAILORS AND BE CYNICAL TOGETHER? THANK YOU

    • I take offense 8:38 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Now who has the upper hand? Me or you? Don’t worry about it, though – it’s not your style.

    • Yeah 8:50 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Who cares if you use words like “cripple,” “retard,” “yellow,” “chick,” “fat,” or “fag”? They’re just words.

      • umm.. 11:30 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        what’s wrong with using ‘fat’?

        • Or 1:22 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          with using chick…

          • Well 6:28 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

            Though they’re not all the same level of offensive, I do think that they all have derogatory (or at least not completely respectful) connotations. It may not be as disrespectful to call a woman a chick as calling someone in a wheelchair a cripple or sting as much to be called fat as it would to be called a retard, but that doesn’t mean we have to be disrespectful by saying such things.

      • '14 1:21 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Chick?

      • "fat" 2:40 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        y’all postin in a troll thread

    • It looks like you're offended by other people being offended 10:58 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Thanks for your concern. May everyone who was involved in being offended please scroll SLOWLY to the bottom of the following page and we will be happy to rectify your situation: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended

      • SRSLY? 11:01 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        WTF MODS WTF WTF

        • Hobbes 11:58 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          Ah yeah well, fair warning to everyone: this is the Internet, so a lot of links, especially to Encyclopedia Dramatica, may take you places you don’t want to go. In particular, you almost definitely don’t want to click the above link.

          • TOO LATE 12:57 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

            I HATE YOU NOW

        • Internet Felon 2:03 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          Yo, chill out. It’s the /internet/.

      • Internet Felon 2:01 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Oh, Offended. It’s been too long.

      • Been on the internet too long 2:54 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        unphased

    • lol 2:31 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Why don’t you follow your own advice?

      • Q 6:18 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        OP is probably on a downward spiral by now, forever offended by himself/herself. Poor bastard.

  • Am I the only one who jacks it to Facebook pics? IMLA?

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    1:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • '15 2:21 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      so, so, so average. what did people do before facebook?

    • Mr. dilletatntes 3:39 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      only to pictures of yours truly

      • The Dilettante 11:40 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

        My fanbase never hesitates in demonstrating its loyalty.

        • The Dilettante 7:46 pm on May 23, 2013 | Reply

          Replace “hesitates” with “wavers” and then we can chat, dear.

    • Pat Feenus 9:35 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      No, I’ve been doing this ever since tagged pics were first added to FB

  • After much apprehension, I finally came out to my roommates. They were totally cool with it. MLIG.

    +75/-1   

    12:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • anon 12:03 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      congrats!

    • uh 1:22 am on May 23, 2013 | Reply

      What made you think they gave a shit?

  • My sexuality is switching. MLIConfused.

    +18/-2   

    10:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Shemales? 11:08 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Did the shemales do you in?

      • Admiral Ackbar 3:54 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        It’s a trap!

      • OP 6:37 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        You got me!

  • Oops, failed a class. I wonder if I’ll graduate. IMLF?

    +26/-3   

    9:00 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • are you 9:11 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      me?

      • or 11:56 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        me?

    • Was it 11:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Cos126?

      • Well 11:58 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        It was probably ECO 100.

        • exam 2:09 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          has not occurred yet

    • GS 12:34 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      oh come on, failing is not even possible here. I think you would have to not turn in any work and insult the professor’s mother to fail.

    • Senior 1:21 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Would anyone really be that cruel to FAIL someone like that…

    • MJ '15 11:54 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      If you failed any of the trivial classes offered at Princeton, you don’t deserve to. Why is everyone here so dumb?

      • AD '16 1:28 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        The first sentence doesn’t make any sense, as is it implies “you don’t deserve to fail” which is sweet in its own way.

        • actual MJ '15 3:04 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          Dear Troll,
          If you are going to pretend to be me, at least do it properly. I would have said that this guy clearly lacks any intelligence and is clearly a tool.
          Pi Delta Phi Love <3

        • look at the post 3:31 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          he means deserve to graduate

    • Mr. Wake Up 11:16 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Did you get an F?

  • While I was flossing, the janitor yelled at me when she saw suds in the sink, saying that she wasn’t my maid and wouldn’t clean up my spit. I’m pretty sure they were just soap suds. FML

    +10/-3   

    7:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Old Money 8:59 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Your maids should only be seen and not heard.

      • Pi Phi 9:35 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        OH MY GODDDDDDDD I KNOW RIGHT LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. NO ONE HAS EVR HERD CONSUELISITA TALLKK, YOU WISH YOU WEERE LYKE ME ANDM Y SEXI GURLS IN IVY MUAH YOUR NOT A DOL

      • Earl Milford 9:44 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        +1

      • REAL Old Money 2:13 am on May 24, 2013 | Reply

        False, maids should be neither seen nor heard. Unless of course you’re too poor to afford footmen, but then again, maybe that’s to be expected when dealing with a cheap impostor.

    • anon 11:13 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      I don’t understand – whether soap suds or spit, where else should these things go then?

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