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  • So many jars of pee lying around. FML.

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    9:00 pm on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
  • I fucked up freshman year. FML

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    6:00 pm on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Senior 6:05 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      me too. Please don’t let the depress you too much; I spent the following summer in an extremely scary (looking back now) fit of depression, which my parents didn’t understand because they were too busy boasting about my sibling’s admission to presitgious colleges.

      Usually, one makes a “jump to conclusion” that “fucking up” means you were …genentically predisposed to failing or some bullshit like that. It is almost always because of bad planning and I think you can make an improvement on that.

    • Hobbes 6:27 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      So did I. Don’t let it bog you down too much – you can turn things around and make the next few years better. Learn from the experience.

    • serious advice 8:11 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      So did I. Freshman year, I fucked up academically, socially, and with extracurriculars. Sophomore year, however, I resolved to turn things around. I made new friends and joined an eating club that I now love. I joined activities/clubs that I’m now proud of. And right now, at the end of junior year, my GPA is 0.2 higher than it was at the end of freshman year.

      One bad year doesn’t mean much. You have 3 years left and you will turn things around. Seek out family, friends, advisers, etc for advice, which is what I did.

      Look at it this way – it is always better to improve over time than to slowly fizzle out. Other people understand and even admire the person who, despite having one bad semester or year, is able to learn from mistakes and persevere.

  • Please please please go out Thursday. MLIDesperate

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    3:30 pm on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • P. 5:08 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      The only way to guarantee an encounter is to directly contact them.

      Straight-forward approaches, after all, often produce clear responses, which is likely what you want.

      • '13 6:08 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        this is a shit piece of advice.

  • My boyfriend stood me up. FML.

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    11:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • I'll date you 12:14 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      instead!

  • People keep telling me not to worry about it,but I really just don’t like Princeton. I can’t transfer because of financial aid, and I know everyone would be disappointed in me. I really do not like it here. FML

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    9:30 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • jackal 1:31 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      don’t worry, you’ll learn to make the most of it

    • '16 5:09 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      I’m a freshman and I’ve always felt like Princeton is incredibly supportive and has a great social atmosphere for any type of person, the only downside is that some classes are horrible. If you transfer to another school there will still be horrible classes and you won’t even get the nice atmosphere/supportive system. Just pick classes wisely.

      • STEM 7:03 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Supportive? What major are you? I’ve been here three full years, and I certainly haven’t come across any support from my department.

      • '13 7:36 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        LOL

      • usefulness of advice 8:25 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        stops at “I’m a freshman”

  • A big fuck you to people who are easily offended. Get a life and worry about something that matters. FYLs and MLIG

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    2:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • For realz 2:23 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      I honestly don’t understand the concept of being offended. It’s so easy to just laugh at things instead of being offended.

      • '13 12:29 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Maybe you should learn to empathize a little more with people. You’d understand then.

    • UMMMM 3:06 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      CAN WE PLZ BE FRIENDS AND CURSE LIKE SAILORS AND BE CYNICAL TOGETHER? THANK YOU

    • I take offense 8:38 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Now who has the upper hand? Me or you? Don’t worry about it, though – it’s not your style.

    • Yeah 8:50 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Who cares if you use words like “cripple,” “retard,” “yellow,” “chick,” “fat,” or “fag”? They’re just words.

      • umm.. 11:30 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        what’s wrong with using ‘fat’?

        • Or 1:22 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          with using chick…

          • Well 6:28 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

            Though they’re not all the same level of offensive, I do think that they all have derogatory (or at least not completely respectful) connotations. It may not be as disrespectful to call a woman a chick as calling someone in a wheelchair a cripple or sting as much to be called fat as it would to be called a retard, but that doesn’t mean we have to be disrespectful by saying such things.

      • '14 1:21 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Chick?

      • "fat" 2:40 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        y’all postin in a troll thread

    • It looks like you're offended by other people being offended 10:58 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Thanks for your concern. May everyone who was involved in being offended please scroll SLOWLY to the bottom of the following page and we will be happy to rectify your situation: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended

      • SRSLY? 11:01 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        WTF MODS WTF WTF

        • Hobbes 11:58 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          Ah yeah well, fair warning to everyone: this is the Internet, so a lot of links, especially to Encyclopedia Dramatica, may take you places you don’t want to go. In particular, you almost definitely don’t want to click the above link.

          • TOO LATE 12:57 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

            I HATE YOU NOW

        • Internet Felon 2:03 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          Yo, chill out. It’s the /internet/.

      • Internet Felon 2:01 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Oh, Offended. It’s been too long.

      • Been on the internet too long 2:54 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        unphased

    • lol 2:31 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Why don’t you follow your own advice?

      • Q 6:18 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        OP is probably on a downward spiral by now, forever offended by himself/herself. Poor bastard.

  • Am I the only one who jacks it to Facebook pics? IMLA?

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    1:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • '15 2:21 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      so, so, so average. what did people do before facebook?

    • Mr. dilletatntes 3:39 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      only to pictures of yours truly

  • After much apprehension, I finally came out to my roommates. They were totally cool with it. MLIG.

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    12:00 am on May 22, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • anon 12:03 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      congrats!

  • My sexuality is switching. MLIConfused.

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    10:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Shemales? 11:08 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Did the shemales do you in?

      • Admiral Ackbar 3:54 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        It’s a trap!

      • OP 6:37 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        You got me!

  • Oops, failed a class. I wonder if I’ll graduate. IMLF?

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    9:00 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • are you 9:11 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      me?

      • or 11:56 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        me?

    • Was it 11:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Cos126?

      • Well 11:58 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        It was probably ECO 100.

        • exam 2:09 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          has not occurred yet

    • GS 12:34 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      oh come on, failing is not even possible here. I think you would have to not turn in any work and insult the professor’s mother to fail.

    • Senior 1:21 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Would anyone really be that cruel to FAIL someone like that…

    • MJ '15 11:54 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      If you failed any of the trivial classes offered at Princeton, you don’t deserve to. Why is everyone here so dumb?

      • AD '16 1:28 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        The first sentence doesn’t make any sense, as is it implies “you don’t deserve to fail” which is sweet in its own way.

        • actual MJ '15 3:04 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          Dear Troll,
          If you are going to pretend to be me, at least do it properly. I would have said that this guy clearly lacks any intelligence and is clearly a tool.
          Pi Delta Phi Love <3

        • look at the post 3:31 pm on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          he means deserve to graduate

  • While I was flossing, the janitor yelled at me when she saw suds in the sink, saying that she wasn’t my maid and wouldn’t clean up my spit. I’m pretty sure they were just soap suds. FML

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    7:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Old Money 8:59 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Your maids should only be seen and not heard.

      • Pi Phi 9:35 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        OH MY GODDDDDDDD I KNOW RIGHT LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. NO ONE HAS EVR HERD CONSUELISITA TALLKK, YOU WISH YOU WEERE LYKE ME ANDM Y SEXI GURLS IN IVY MUAH YOUR NOT A DOL

      • Earl Milford 9:44 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        +1

    • anon 11:13 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      I don’t understand – whether soap suds or spit, where else should these things go then?

  • I don’t like the boys who like me and I like the boys who don’t like me. MLIA

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    6:00 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • '13 7:13 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      big fucking deal

    • just to clarify 7:15 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      A = ‘awesome’ != ‘average’

    • Skeptical '11 7:24 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      What does this even mean?

    • GS 7:36 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      At least boys like you.

    • you always want 8:37 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      what you cant have

      • Michael 10:34 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        Lindsay?

      • yes 11:16 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        so so so true

    • Ovid 9:51 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      quod sequitur, fugio; quod fugit, ipse sequor.
      (what follows, I flee; what flees, I follow)

      • well 3:42 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        i’d do you

        • Anonymous 11:14 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          me 2

  • Attended zero of my anthropology lectures but still expecting an A; studied daily in cell development, but am still seriously effed. FML.

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    4:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Same boat 4:32 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Cell dev was bad. :/

    • this 4:41 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      does not bode well for me

  • Someone keeps impersonating me on PrincetonFML. FML

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    3:00 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • The Dilettante 3:09 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      That happened to me once. It didn’t last very long — none of the imitators were particularly convincing. They lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. I am, shall we say, inimitable.

      • '15 5:24 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        I hate you so much. I want to beat you to a death with my bear hands and grind your dead body into a fine powder.

        • lol 7:19 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          bear hands

        • Pat Feenus 7:29 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          Hear, hear!

        • The Dilettante 8:23 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          Oh, goodie — I like a boy who plays rough!

          Then again, I’m not really a furry, so I’m not sure if your “bear hands” are for me.

        • Anonymous 1:12 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          “beat you to a death”

      • The Dilettante 5:35 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        “I’ve” always been more than one person the whole time if anyone could tell.

        • The Dilettante 8:20 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          See what I mean? They don’t even bother to replicate my diction, my syntax. It’s like they don’t even know who I am.

          • The Dilettante 4:06 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

            These plebs are mouth-breathing troglodytes who have no idea how to sound like the true Dilettante. It’s quite disheartening when I think about it.

            See? Anyone can sound like you.

            • The Dilettante 1:12 pm on May 22, 2013

              No, see, quite the opposite: your post is pretty transparently *not* me. It has the cadence of someone *attempting* to imitate the mannerisms of a pompous early-twentieth-century dandy, as opposed to somebody for whom that voice simply comes naturally as a result of bad reading habits. Not to mention that I’d never use the word “plebs.” Done properly it ought to sound something like:

              These poseurs sound rather more like bad steampunk fanfiction than proper Dilettantes. Not that that’s surprising: one could hardly expect more of illiterates. Doesn’t make it any less disheartening, though.

            • The Dilettante 2:06 pm on May 22, 2013

              On the contrary. It’s quite clear that your post is not me, for I am the real me.

              (Insert jejune rant against ORFEs, Woody Woos, and conservatives here)

      • Anon 6:03 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        Thank you for your input.

      • Le Dillpicklettante 10:17 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        Miss me darling? I remember our last meeting at the mon’ du blanc che fru fru latrine. Ah, but who can blame you? Rejecting the one finest form of flattery in imitation. We all know deep down you secretly crave the attention, even if you don’t understand the finer aspects of trolling. All I see here is a pathetic cry for my return. Hush…no more tears. We are all merely players in a large scale biscuit game.

    • TRVP 4:51 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Look, buster, you don’t have an exclusive right to be The Really Vicious Professor, especially at a school as highly ranked as ours.

      • TRVP 7:32 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        I secretly like Selena Gomez songs

    • WC' 15 6:42 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      It’s pretty annoying.

      • your mom 10:09 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        is really annoying

    • MJ '15 7:05 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Sucks to suck, pussy.

    • The Dilettante 8:05 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Fag

      • :o 4:14 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        omg your back!!1

    • AD '16 8:06 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Tell me about it, guys.

    • Old Money 3:31 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      ME RICH. MONEY ROLLS ROYCE BUTLER TRUST FUND MANSION

    • The Dilettante 9:39 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      Perhaps you will find a taste of irony in my latest novel “The Accursed.” Rather than one identity being assumed by different individuals, we see one identity assuming different individuals. I leave it to my readers to guess who is who, and how much is “real.”

      • Oh 11:05 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        You mean like a Bitcoin user.

      • nothing 11:13 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        is real

  • Yes, the class is small, but you cannot fail half the class. FML

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    1:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Curious 1:43 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Which class?

    • '15 6:25 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      You certainly can if half the class deserves to fail. If people didn’t put in the work/effort, then they should definitely fail.

      • '15 9:55 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        MJ ’15?

  • Post-finals existential crisis. FML

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    12:00 pm on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • This, so much. 12:18 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      During finals (I have four this semester) I’m usually very focused (I hate everything, of course, but still try to focus), so when I finally knock them all down (read: they knock me down), I suddenly have all of this free time and don’t know what the fuck to do with it. Should I see friends, watch an entire season of a TV show, read a book, awkwardly just sit in Frist…? It’ spectacular, of course, not being overwhelmed by work, but it just feels so fucking weird.

      Usually I just fill that void with cookies or something.

    • Same Story '16 12:48 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Hang in there man.

    • tee hee 2:07 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      i see you JM’15

    • good life 3:50 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      enjoy it while it lasts.

    • Seriously though... 1:18 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      I was finally able to focus after overcoming procrastination, and it felt great. Now it’s depressing how much better my semester would have been, and how much I’ll likely fall behind again next semester cause I’ll be trying to drown out that shit-show over the break.

  • No more grading until September! MLIG

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    10:30 am on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Anonymous 6:53 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      yesss. 16 hour final grading two marathon boo

      • COS 226... 12:07 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        grading?

      • ^ 12:33 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        some people who come here also have you on their facebook and therefore easily identify you from this comment, GS.

        • So what? 10:56 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

    • Is this 1:32 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      JH?

  • I can’t fucking do this. FML

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    9:00 am on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
  • I have seen the sun rise on each of the last 8 days. FML

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    8:00 am on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • nocturnal 8:56 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      For a moment I thought this was me posting, and then I realized it wasn’t. I think I’ll go to sleep now.

    • early riser 2:15 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      I’ve seen the sun rise almost every day since last July. MLIG

  • Failed COS 226 final. FML.

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    1:00 am on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • '13 2:14 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      are grades up yet?

    • '14 9:48 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      No, but they’re suppose to be up later today (Tuesday). Thanks graders for being so quick about it.

    • MJ '15 11:32 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      That class is a joke

      • '15 9:56 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        MJ ’15 would say trivial

    • Stress was killing me during that exam 12:33 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      …my stomach was aching for a full hour until I had to to to the bathroom for 15 minutes. Talk about timing…

      • '13 4:24 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        freshman?

        • yeaah?? 12:09 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

          I did land an A on the final (not the total grade though)

  • I’m a rising senior, and I hate my major. FMPOLL

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    12:00 am on May 21, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • FMMOLL 1:02 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Same boat. wanna swap?

      • plot twist 10:36 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        Both FMMOLL and OP are the same major.

        • um 2:47 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          can you read

      • '14 5:44 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

        Hi MK’14. 421 was a blast

  • Thank God for Paul’s Math Notes. MDiffEQLifeStillSucksThough

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    11:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Sir 6:30 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      *MDiffEqLifeStillSucksThough, Mr. President.

  • The first half of semester I didn’t go to lectures for one class because of severe anxiety. I started going to therapy over spring break and now I’m in such a better place. But I’m so unprepared for the final exam tomorrow, I feel myself slipping back down into anxiety. FML

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    11:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • eco100? 11:36 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      dw, even with notes im fucked.

      • LOL 2:38 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        same. my notes make no sense.

        • in fact 7:59 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          im sure im confused more by my notes.

    • A Preceptor 4:33 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Go to CPS to see if they can help. Maybe you can get an extension, a note about extenuating circumstances, or just some calm. Many of us are happy to accommodate if we can.

  • Why does my roommate have a bottle of horse shampoo? HLIHorse

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    10:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • Princeton Horse 10:17 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      neigh NEIGH neigh NEIIIIIIIGH neigh

    • mane & tail 11:02 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      is some good shit

    • Anonymous 3:23 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Mane ‘N Tail works on humans too, used it my whole life

    • Dis 2:22 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Sum gud shit

  • 2 points away from 90% in cos 126. FML

    +7/-5   

    10:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • MJ '15 10:03 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      Learn it properly

    • Misleading 10:07 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      Different things are weighted differently. Were you 2 points away on the project, an assignment, a midterm?

      • '14 10:40 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

        Presumably the final grade? Why wouldn’t that be an option?

      • Anonymous 10:45 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

        Actually I think for COS 126 each point is worth exactly the same.
        I was 2 points away from a 93%…. life goes on.

        • Anon 11:59 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

          Not really. Not that it matters, but each midterm was out of a 100 points but 100 makes up less than 25% of the total number of points.

          • Anonymous 1:41 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

            Oh, nevermind. When I took COS 126 the midterms were out of 60 points.

    • Anonymous 10:20 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      If this post is trying to elicit sympathy in the cos126 graders…

      Here’s OP
      http://bellasie.b.e.pic.centerblog.net/o/f295c807.jpg

    • #SameProblem '16 11:30 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      Damn it. Now people will think that OP is me whereas it is actually not me.

      • Merh 1:01 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        But actually. Same thing here.

    • Former 126 Preceptor 10:20 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      When they assign letter grades, they look for gaps between students. (For precisely this reason — is there a meaningful difference between a 89.98 and a 90.00? Doubtful.)

      One or two points in total will be unlikely to change your letter grade assignment unless it drops you from the very bottom of one large pack of students into the very top of another large pack of students.

  • My “friend” keeps flirting with my boyfriend. Can’t approach her about it because I know she will get defensive and blow up about it. FML

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    9:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • And so 12:39 am on May 22, 2013 | Reply

      You chose the next best approach. Anonymity with enough detail for the involved parties to know who this is about. Nicely played.

  • Didn’t go out on Deans date because I couldn’t figure out a problem on my take home. Turns out, no one got it and the teacher didn’t have the solution either. FML.

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    8:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • MJ '15 8:53 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      Get up to par.

    • MAT 9:03 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      MS ’15 lollll

    • EC '16 3:57 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      Oh yeah. >.> Sorry if I got your hopes up about that. My answer was very wrong. >.<

  • Coming here was the worst decision I have ever made. Thank god it all ends in two weeks. FML

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    7:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • It is never too late... 7:05 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      to TRANSFER

    • lucky you 7:16 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      9 more months of hell for me

    • I feel ya 8:06 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      At least it’ll get better from here on out.

    • WWS '14 8:28 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      I don’t understand this. I’m a junior and watching my friends graduate, I’m thinking about how blessed I am to still have another year at this place. Yeah, the workload can be really rough sometimes, but I’m going to be heartbroken to have to leave my friends, the amazing resources we have here, such cool professors. Anywhere you go the work is either going to be difficult (sucks) or not challenging enough (sucks more) – what makes schools different is everything that isn’t papers/problem sets/exams. I love Princeton. I don’t think schools come much better than ours.

      • Why the fuck are you "blessed"? 9:06 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

        The fact that you’re a Junior and not a Senior is purely incidental. Don’t thank your “God” for it.

        • ??? 9:39 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

          I’m an atheist but fuck you.

        • ... 9:48 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

          seriously?

        • just 10:24 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          shut up

      • ...... 10:58 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

        According to your logic, OP must not like the things about Princeton outside of the papers/problem sets/exams (in order for his/her dissatisfaction of Princeton specifically to be justified).

        Then you use extremely subjective terms to describe everything outside of papers/problem sets/exams: “amazing resources” and “cool professors”.

        So, OP might not share your opinion that we have “amazing resources” or “cool professors”, or maybe he/she hasn’t been satisfied with friendships here.

        “I don’t understand this.”
        Now do you understand?

      • alum 4:42 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        You’re white, or male, or both, perhaps? I got so much sexual and racial harassment on campus when I was around. Yeah I was happy to leave.

        • '15 1:32 pm on May 21, 2013 | Reply

          I’m neither white nor male and my experience here hasn’t been perfect, but I’ve experienced much less racial and sexual harassment on campus than off.

      • Another WWS '14 10:09 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

        There could be TONS of reasons that people haven’t enjoyed Princeton… people come here with way different expectations, backgrounds, abilities, and needs than you did, and could face any number of challenges apart from the academics – sickness, social exclusion, mental illness, deciding that they hate elitism, that they miss their family or home country terribly, etc. No need to be defensive about the institution itself.

  • I just want to sleep…MLIA

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    6:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • MJ '15 11:35 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      Maybe if you finished the ORF test in an hour then you’d have the remaining 2 hours to nap.

    • Tony Hayward 9:06 am on May 21, 2013 | Reply

      I just want to POUND. MLIG

  • I’m all out of fucks to give. It’s too early to have given away all my fucks. FML

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    5:00 pm on May 20, 2013 | Post Comment  

     
    • anon 5:35 pm on May 20, 2013 | Reply

      NGV ’15?

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