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  • I’m so sick of all the shallow, social climbing tools at this school. The social environment cannot possible be this toxic at every other top school. FOLs.

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    5:01 pm on September 22, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Pi Phi 5:39 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      OHHHH MYYYY GODDDD YOUR SOOOO RIGHTT IFFF YUOOU WANTT TOO BE ATTT THEHE TOOPPP DONUT CLLIMMBB JSUT GETT BOORN TOO AAA DDADY ATT GOLDMAN SACKS ANDD YOUR ALREADDY ATT THEE TOOPPP MUAH YOUR A DOL

    • ptonhater 666 6:02 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo just fuck them up there assholes because that’s all they are

    • Welcome 6:24 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      to the real world.

    • '16 7:10 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      Yeah, fuck them

    • Luis Suarez 7:31 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      That’s why I bite people!

    • actually 7:54 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      “normal” people can be as unpleasant, assholes, and definitely less refined/gentle than rich people. don’t forget that.

  • Fucked a junior in Ivy and got crabs. FTheirOldMoneyLs

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    9:13 am on September 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 10:32 am on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo you should have just fucked her up da butt and then you wouldn’t have crabs and would be able to smoke weed in peace

    • ptonhater 666 12:40 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo its Princeton what do you expect just smoke weed and fuck butts it will make your life better in this putrid shithole

      • Why 2:06 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

        do you hate Princeton?

    • of 3:24 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      course what were you expecting?

    • Jameis Winston 12:39 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      yo I got my crabs for free

    • Lord Roissy 1:19 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      Ivy used to be old money; not anymore. They have lots of non-whites, and – along with Princeton itself – have lost a lot of the old Gatsby-esque stereotypical gentlemanly prestige (namely, rich white upper-class male) ever since the school unfortunately become co-ed in the 60′s or so.

      Thus, in relation to the OP – I am not surprised. Fuck an ivy 50 years ago, get access to something like some exclusive Congressional chamber. Fuck an ivy now, get crabs from some Korean social climbing tool.

      Also, you’re a dumb whore. If you want to spread your legs to showcase your fetid overused pussy for the cock du jeur (pardon my French), you can do better than that easily.

      • L'Sleutteax 1:03 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

        You’ll have to excuse Lord Roissy. Sometimes getting drunk on your own money and ego renders you unable to keep it up in the bedroom. I know for a fact this is true for him.

        It can make you terrible at spelling as well. “Du jeur” – pouah!

      • Old NassHole 7:57 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

        +1

    • Pi Phi 4:11 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDDD IM SOOO SORRRYYY I GOTTT THEMMM FRROM SUM LOSER WHOO WASS SOMKING WEED ANND FCUKED MYY BUT SOOO BLAME HIMM MUAH YOUR A DOL

    • Luis Suarez 8:59 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      That’s why I bite people!

  • Textbook doesn’t have answers in the back. FML

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    9:13 am on September 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Hahaha 9:55 am on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      #engineeringproblems

    • ptonhater 666 3:16 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo just transfer to MIT or Stanford if you can afford it they have much better buttfucking parties and weed

  • Does genuine ”dating” exist on this campus? Gentlemen? Like monogamous bf/gf connections not DFMOs? Apprehensive frosh. FMLL

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    9:13 am on September 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • monogamous '17 12:19 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      yes it does! There are actually a lot of committed relationships happening on campus. If you know what you want, and project it, good things will happen.

    • ptonhater 666 12:42 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo all the assholes here are too proud to date anyone other than themselves and their PENIS

    • anon '16 4:30 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      Like others said, there are lots of people in longer-term (i.e. longer than a couple weekends) relationships here. If that’s what you want, go for it. Just be very clear with whoever you’re pursuing that that’s what you want.

    • Uh 12:02 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      Maybe you would better luck in that regard if you learned how to communicate in complete sentences.

      • dUh 12:35 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

        And maybe you should proofread lol.

      • but 12:40 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

        fragments good. sentences hard.

    • Lord Roissy 1:33 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      My advice pertains to and assumes a male OP:

      Firstly, the vast multitude of Princeton women are undesirable for anything significant; a small population exists for hookups, and an even smaller population exists for something longer-term. The vast majority of the women there are as promiscuous as they are vapid and ugly. I don’t play the lottery, and neither should you.

      In addition – as a Princeton male, you will appear to them as special and exciting as their routine Valtrex doses. Don’t bother with them, be it praising or chiding.

      The best advice I can give you is to find someone outside the gigantic orange bubble that seems to fuel their, even bigger, egos – ones who’d rather be monolithic feminist powerhouse tankgrrrls that show everyone how “liberated and enlightened” they are by sucking the cocks of half the football team weekly at the clubs, rather than being normal, comely, doting, and loving monogamous partners.

      Use your status to get desirable women outside of Princeton instead of the opposite – cohabitating with undesirable “Princeton women” that overvalue their status while simultaneously devaluing yours.
      Best wishes and good luck.

      • OP 1:05 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

        I’m a woman. And you’re a jackass.

      • '17 6:46 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

        I’m a woman who’s currently in a very long-term relationship. Fuck you.

        Anyway, date engineer ladies–we’re clever, humble, and immensely dedicated by definition.

        • ... 8:32 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

          and unattractive…

  • Part of me is too scared to test the waters with this gorgeous ’16 I’ve seen everywhere lately, but then I’m like fuck it I’m a senior now bro. MSLIG

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    9:10 am on September 19, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • 15 chick 9:33 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      do it! hooking up with seniors was always more fun.. sucks for me

    • buttfucker 420 10:14 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo just smoke weed and then fuk em up da but

    • buttfucker 420 11:13 am on September 20, 2014 | Reply

      that’s too yoyo. I hope YOUR PENIS is very weed. Keep fuking butss.

      • OP 12:32 pm on September 20, 2014 | Reply

        For your information, this is entirely my fault. I suggested BF420 could be defeated the same way CLJ was and that just gave him ideas. I should have known better. I’m an asshole. :(

        • No 10:48 pm on September 20, 2014 | Reply

          Buttfucker 420 cannot be defeated.

          Buttfucker 420 is love. Buttfucker 420 is life.

          • Yo 4:03 am on September 21, 2014 | Reply

            stfu

            • buttswaguette 777 11:02 am on September 21, 2014

              yoyo no u

        • ptonhater 666 12:43 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo even after smoking weed and fuking buttsss Princeton people have no sense of humor

    • Lord Roissy 5:05 am on September 21, 2014 | Reply

      Nothing to fear – she is, most likely – a pretty face with an empty heart and an even emptier soul. You will meet many gorgeous women in your life; they are a dime a dozen.

      The key thing to remember is to fear and avoid losing face with a soulmate with whom you connect with on an emotional level; if some vapid bimbo rejects you, it is no skin off your nose. best of luck.

      oh, and 15 chick – you sound like a classy gal with an even classier moniker. keep riding that cock carousel – it will only increase your long-term value toward men.

      • another 15 chick 2:43 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

        Excuse me, number of partners she or I sleep with does not do anything to my/her “value”. While your comment impressed me with its literary value and thought-of opinions, it pains me that such intellect was reduced to shaming a woman for expressing her sexuality.

        • Lord Roissy 7:38 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

          such is the beauty of axiomatic truth my dear – it remains true irrespective of your feminist shrieking to the contrary that falls on the deaf ears of our biomechanical overlords. namely that: chastity is a virtue and promiscuity is a vice. whores do not find love, and do not make good long-term partners.

          • uhh 8:28 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

            i think you’re giving him too much credit for intellect. biomechanical overlords = “chastity is a virtue”? sounds logical

            • Lord Roissy 12:54 am on September 22, 2014

              Biological imperatives that humans have obtained through natural selection (as elucidated through evolutionary biology and psychology) don’t care about what you think is logical or not. Women that have accrued numerous partners posed a fidelity risk to their mates.

              Try again feebly to justify your whoring behavior more please. Cry me a river about the harsh reality of the world – then go drown yourself in it, slut.

      • 15 chick 4:45 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

        lucky for me i don’t feel any longing to be valued by the male equivalent of the vapid bimbos you allude to.

        • 15 chick 7:58 pm on September 21, 2014 | Reply

          on second thought i actually semi-regret that retort – although i find this pfml character very irritating, i don’t think of even casual sexual partners (or anyone i know) as “dime a dozen”, “empty souls” or “bimbos”

          • Lord Roissy 1:09 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

            on third thought, methinks this street-walker doth protest too much.

            in any case, I allude to no such male bimbos (but that would require reading comprehension skills of a rudimentary quality to understand). I would ask that you learn to sharpen your tongue, but such a slut would only believe that I meant for you to improve your bj technique.

            you demonstrate the last refuge of a diseased mind and desperate soul – the illusory thought that you choose out of your own free volition your unattractive state as a malcontented whore, and lack of a desire to be viewed favorably by others; instead of understanding that, rather, you were forcibly relegated to it by either poor circumstance, poor choices, or both.

            instead of crying foul, may I suggest to go hook up with more seniors at ivy or cottage, as you wrote before. sell your body for cheap thrills and embolden that ‘A’ on your forehead for clearer identification. just make sure you have a cute ass, you don’t make eye-contact, you leave promptly in the morning with no small-talk, and that you use your fetid lips (both of them) for something other than menstruating words that are devoid of meaning.

            • durrr 7:02 pm on September 22, 2014

              She was the one who introduced the “male equivalent” while making it clear that you alluded to vapid bimbos, which in fact you did. You’re letting your pretentious diction get away from you i’m afraid.

  • Growing fond of the fuckbuddy. Well, time to call it quits then. FML

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    9:08 am on September 19, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 10:14 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo growing fond of u 2 buddy smkoin weedin fukin ur but ;)))))))0

    • buttfucker 420 11:25 pm on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      That’s too bad. I hope your partner wants to POUND THAT BOY/GIRL/ALTERNATIVEGENDERPUSSY and stay safe. Also have you tried fucking up the butt?

    • OR 5:12 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      Grow a pair, man up, mature and deal with/get in touch with your emotions. Love is not bad! Your lucky you found someone you like and are clearly physically attracted. To

    • Or 5:14 pm on September 22, 2014 | Reply

      You could grow up and maturely figure out if you’ ve been lucky to find love and attraction.

  • Didn’t get invited back to any sorority after the second round. FML

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    9:04 am on September 19, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttphucker 420 10:22 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      that’s too bad. I hope you’re partner is a dol. Stay cexiiii.

    • Wait 11:21 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      Why do you even care? What is the point of sororities even? There are only three sororities but eleven eating clubs.

    • Theta 11:27 pm on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      Try being prettier next time.

    • Junior 1:17 am on September 20, 2014 | Reply

      Probs won’t get into a selective club then sorry

    • Pi Phi 11:07 am on September 20, 2014 | Reply

      OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDD UJSTTTTT LET BUTTTUFKCER 420 UFCK YOU UP DA BUTTT AND YOU CAN HANG OUT IWHT ALL THE HAWTT COOOL PPL IN IVVVYYY AND SMOKEKEE 420WEEED BUT IF YOU DONT THEN YOUR AN UGLY UNCEXIII LOSERRRR MUAH YOUR NOT A DOL

  • Frosh boys seem too scared to try dating. FOGL

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    4:42 pm on September 18, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 5:54 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo just smoke weed and fuck people up their butts 24/7 you’d have more dates than pubic hair problem solved bro

      • L'Sleutteax 7:02 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

        Oh Andrew, I love you and everything, but you’re terrible in bed while high. Which is a shame, because it’s great to go dans le cul with you otherwise.

    • Woody Woobie 10:50 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      Frosh boys aren’t too scared to major in Woody Woo. FMyNonSelectiveMajorL

    • Just do it 12:40 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

      Ask a frosh girl to coffee. Have balls. 2018 power!

      • n 1:00 am on September 22, 2014 | Reply

        o

  • I love you and I’m 99.9% sure you don’t love me back since you told me you hated me yesterday. FML.

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    11:23 pm on September 17, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 12:33 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      Give it time. Things magically get better over time. Not that I would know anything about it but.

      • wtf 3:19 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

        is buttfucker 420 an advice guy now?

        • buttswaglet 913 10:48 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo nono.

      • Anonymous 9:44 pm on September 19, 2014 | Reply

        lol

    • solidarity 1:47 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      for that 0.1%.

    • Fun Fact 2:05 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      Varys smuggled Rhaegar’s son to Essos. Gregor Clegane unknowingly killed a different infant.

      • Funner Fact 1:17 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

        Sandor Clegane isn’t dead.

        • Funnest Fact 8:49 am on September 19, 2014 | Reply

          R + L = J

    • Stastician 2:09 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      How did you get such a precise estimate?

    • i'm pretty sure i know who you are 4:16 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      and i’d recommend updating to 100%

  • Bonnie Bassler, MFILF. OLAG.

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    8:42 pm on September 17, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • David Foster Wallace 10:35 pm on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      That’s what your partner said. Shell get over it.

    • '15 Fucker of Fantastically Fat Sue 1:53 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      Just remember to use protection – you don’t want to explore THAT type of molecular biology!

    • MPC '15? 6:59 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

      ?

  • There is a special place in hell for people who respond to email lists with individual problems. I now belong in that place. FML

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    8:41 pm on September 17, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Woody Woobie 11:15 pm on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      There is a special place in hell for people who aren’t Woody Woo.

  • How quickly the summer scrim of optimism and goodwill is worn through. MLIFatigue

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    5:49 pm on September 16, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 12:34 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      That’s too bad. I hope your partner is okay. Stay safe.

    • buttfucker 420 1:00 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      Yeah tell me about it. But we were all kind of missing this weren’t we?

    • L'Sleutteax 11:51 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      Just find someone to make love to! I find it invigorating. He might end up fatigued in another way though ;)

      • Anscombe 12:37 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

        You mean emotionally fatigued due to the inability of college-aged men (and women for that matter) to handle the emotional demands of premarital sex? :(

    • b0ttf0ck3r 0x1a4 1:20 pm on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      y0y0 j0st f0ck b0tts 4nd sm0k3 w33d

    • buttfucker 420 6:29 pm on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      You mean to say that you ended the summer with goodwill and optimism? Please tell us what experiences gave you this feeling – did you make a difference? Did you discover beautiful truths?

      • OP 1:50 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

        For your information, I spent the whole summer alphabetizing pieces of paper and then at the end they didn’t even bother to pay me. That’ll wear through optimism and goodwill fast. You’re an asshole.

  • I want buttfucker 420 to fuck me up the butt. MLIPFML

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    11:59 pm on September 15, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Fun Fact 10:04 am on September 16, 2014 | Reply

      A calorie is the amount of time it takes to heat one liter of water one degree Celsius.

      • '14 9:17 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

        Really? Is this supposed to be incorrect?

        • Duh 11:49 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

          My second-grade class taught me that facts are correct, while opinion is subjective. My eighth-grade geometry class taught me basic logic – with the premise that this is a fact, then it must be correct.

      • MAE '16 10:25 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

        It’s the amount of energy needed to raise one kg of water by one degree celsius. Incorrect facts are not fun.

        • anna 9:07 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

          for you’re information, a calorie is the amount of time needed to raise my PENIS one degree celsius and 180 degrees vertically. Muah your an asshole.

          • nicely done 5:34 pm on September 17, 2014 | Reply

            +1

        • Anonymous 9:20 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

          Thought it was 1gram – thinking of dietary or kilocalorie? Also, extrapolating 1liter to 1kg for pure water is adequate for most calculations.

    • buttfucker 420 4:18 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

      That’s too bad. I hope your partner is okay. Stay safe.

  • Was going to get laid, but then my partner got McCoshed. FML

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    9:59 pm on September 15, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 11:04 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

      That’s too bad. I hope your partner is okay. Stay safe.

    • Oh and 4:10 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

      Is the only reason you were going to get laid because your partner was that trashed? FYSL

    • hm 8:54 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

      for future reference, if the person you’re thinking of hooking up with has a pretty reasonable chance of being taken to mccosh, you should probably not hook up with them. way too drunk.

      • Cuntlicker Jones police 11:02 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

        For your information, use a preexisting PFML character if/when you can work it into your reply or gtfo. You’re an asshole.

    • buttfucker 420 8:10 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      Yeah tell me about it. But we were all kind of missing this weren’t we?

  • I worry that my roommates might overhear me masturbating. FML, but then again MLIA

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    10:23 am on September 15, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 11:24 am on September 15, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo just smoke weed with them and fuck dem up da butts they’ll be super chill yoyo

      • zero 6:44 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        moderation on this website. zero.

        • buttfucker Phones 10:54 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo omg just fuck off you stupid jealous loser your not cool enough to smoke weed and fuck butts with us muah your an asshole

        • lol 8:39 am on September 16, 2014 | Reply

          i hate the new mods. 10/10 some sophs from colonial who can do some coding.

    • just 8:10 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

      fucking do it no one gives a shit

    • -_- 11:29 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

      Are you me?

      • Probably not 2:08 am on September 18, 2014 | Reply

        It is impossible for two different people (in this case, you and the author of the post) to be the same person. There is however the possibility that you did indeed write the post, but then forgot all about it and were moved to ask this question upon rereading it. If you think you may be suffering from amnesia, you should consult a medical professional.

  • I hate the eating club dynamic. I hate how I have to be friends and simultaneously interact with a big group of people at all times when I’d much rather have one on one meals and conversation. I barely have any real friends there, only ”proximity” friends. It’s all so fake and reminds of high school. FMTerraceL

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    6:01 pm on September 14, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttswagger 666 7:08 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      yeye maybe if you yolo in the buttswag you’d rid the devil from their anuses

      • Tell me 10:32 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        Is your mother proud of you?

    • Co-op '15 8:05 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      You should join a co-op!

      • buttfucker 420 7:53 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        yoyo mathey coop is the most weedchill all they do is fuk buts and smoke ganjayoloswag420weed

    • Terran '15 8:49 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      From talking to friends in other clubs, it seems as bad or worse in Terrace compared to most clubs. Everyone is in a clique of 5-10 people, and I feel like I hardly know anyone in the club.

      • '17 9:08 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        Wait, are you serious? I thought Terrace was the choice of people who didn’t like the traditional eating club experience and wanted a more chill environment. Can you explain more?

        • future '14 12:34 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          A trend I’ve noticed over the past few years is that a number of people make that choice with a group of close friends – not wanting to get split up by bicker, they settle on Terrace as a welcoming place they can all join.

          the issue rises when they’re only strongly interested in hanging out with those friends, and not as motivated to meet other people in the club. especially if they don’t come to a lot of member events, which occasionally are a little too out there for some people who joined to be with friends rather than for the particular culture, their time in the club is basically limited to meals, at which their group grabs their own table. it results in a few insular communities within the club, and that can be a little off-putting to someone who joined without a group. this seemed a bit more common in ’15 than ’14, and even more so with ’16.

          it’s still possible to show up and make friends, but it’s a little more difficult than it should be.

          • '17 2:57 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

            What is Terrace “culture” like? Does it necessarily involve drug use?

            Also, are Colonial and Tower good alternatives for someone who dislikes the traditional, frat-under-a-different-name experience?

            • srs? 7:24 pm on September 15, 2014

              eating clubs = frats-under-a-different-name.

            • future '14 7:30 pm on September 15, 2014

              1) not necessarily. it’s just pretty weird and out there sometimes. I’d say part of it is being a little comfortable with drug use even if you aren’t going to do it yourself, because it happens. some people who joined with their friends are weirded out by that, even though they probably knew to expect it. others don’t smoke or anything, but are cool about it being around – much better approach.

              to some degree it’s about events like Butts Butts Butts or Drag Ball, various members nights, and having serious musicians come play. for some people, those things are really cool and something they’ll get really excited about. they’re into getting pretty weird and pushing boundaries a bit. others aren’t, and might not make much of an effort to get involved.

              2) I can’t really say, as I only experienced being in one club. I’d say that each club is a pretty individualized experience – they each have their own culture. TI is not the same as Ivy is not the same as Cottage. Colonial and Tower also have their own identities. I’ve had friends in both who really liked it, and also known a couple people who weren’t as thrilled. it probably depends on how the club fits you, and whether you’re willing to enmesh yourself in the club. as a sophomore, you’re in a pretty excellent position to get some info – all these clubs will be having recruitment events, and both at those and on regular nights or conversation, their members will be more than happy to talk your ear off about their club. Find people who will give you honest assessments, which means mentioning the bad as well as the good.

              as “non-future ’14″ mentioned below, one thing I think bicker clubs do pretty well is get everyone to know each other. part of that is through bicker in the first place – everyone joining is in the same place, and have to meet a bunch of the members. then, from what I’ve heard from friends, some have some really good events that get people to hang out with different members. this isn’t to say terrace doesn’t have anything like this (there’s a night of speed-friending that actually introduced me to one of my best friends). still, it just seems like some bicker clubs are particularly good at getting their members interconnected.

        • non-future '14 2:25 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          I can mostly speak to my own experience, but I joined a bicker club where I knew nearly nobody instead of signing into terrace with friends. Some elements may have been less “chill”, but those were also what helped me make new friends; there were a lot of activities that tried to mix people up. Of course, there were definitely people who just sat in the corner with their same few friends and didn’t want to meet others (and I never really understood why they joined a club at all), but with the combination of activities and effort I wound up with very close, real friendships.

          I get the one-on-one thing. For me, hanging around my club a lot – drinking tea, doing homework, etc. – was how I got to know people one-on-one instead of at big meals. And it takes effort, but if you’re open with people you transition from silly mealtime smalltalk to real conversations.

        • Terran '16 9:57 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          Personally, I don’t see Terrace as being “cliquey,” I see it as being… sociologically normal, you could say. When I ate in dining halls, there were always groups of people who frequently sat with each other, and sometimes I would bounce around between them. And at Terrace it’s the same. You can’t expect everyone to know everyone else when there’s a couple hundred members. Breaking off into smaller groups is natural.

          But those groups don’t seem exclusive to me. It definitely feels easy to go up to people who I’ve only seen around and make new friends. And I have seen others do the same thing. And especially if you check out members nights and other events – those are great for meeting new people.

          As to the question about Terrace culture, it just seems free to me – people are free to be who they want. There isn’t any demand for conformity that I feel in other environments. And as for drugs, probably the majority of members aren’t involved with them, I would say. But because Terrace is so free and accepting, it’s natural that people who are would end up there. At Terrace you do you. And I know this sounds like some advertisement but it’s sincerely how I feel.

      • 15 9:28 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        i feel the same way and also feel like terrace wasn’t like this when we joined :( i don’t get how to make real friends out of these shallow situations

        • but actually 7:49 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          terrace WAS like this when we joined. the only difference is that we felt as though things might get better, or that maybe we weren’t having the ‘real’ terrace experience. but even some alumni @ reunions in june were saying that they thought terrace was going downhill when they left 5 years ago. sure, the club has grown — but people were complaining about these same issues before that.

          really, these issues are not specific to terrace. im sure students in the same bicker club as non-future ’14 have made almost the exact same complaints.

      • The Dilettante 5:48 am on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        I, too, had a pretty mediocre experience of Terrace and ended up hardly spending any time there as a consequence of the first few weeks’ shallow cliquemongering.

        But as everyone knows, I’m one of these lunatics who’s of the idea that we should just abolish the whole idiotic eating club system and turn the mansions into rentable public spaces for students or museums or something — or, failing that, burn the whole goddamn mess of them down when no one’s looking.

        • I 8:56 am on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          Love you

        • '17 11:56 am on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          Can you tell me what your experience was like? How large is the club as a whole, and how/when are the cliques formed? How large are they?

          • yo 4:09 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

            this is pfml, not an advice board. come to terrace for a meal sometime and ask us yourself

          • ^ exactly. 10:37 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

            pfml is going to be populated by people ranting. you can basically get a negative picture of anything on here. don’t rely on this as source for accurate information, find out for yourself

        • Terrace Fox 3:24 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

          Curious. I spent my sophomore year avoiding the cliquemongering. It certainly slowed down my social development. I suppose the thing is just to accept that a lot of your social contact will be superficial, horrific as it is to live through. Also, that if you’re real with people, they’ll be real, back, too.

        • lorax 11:00 pm on September 17, 2014 | Reply

          (you know who I am) Turn them all into food co-ops is way better — people will still in fact need to eat

          • The Dilettante 2:58 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

            Can they be co-ops and museums at the same time? Because otherwise you lose the pleasure of being able to display the totems of the ruling class as ridiculous artifacts of a thankfully half-forgotten past.

            E.g. —

            “And this hideous, sticky-floored cellar used to be the taproom, where the orgies were held.”

            “What’s that big brown thing in the corner?”

            “That’s a keg. Think of it as an efficient device for the consumption of large amounts of alcohol in short periods of time. Like a bong, only for extremely shitty light beer called Beast.”

            “But why consume large amounts of shitty beer rather than comparatively smaller amounts of something which actually tasted good?”

            “The rituals of the ruling class, particularly at their early embryonic stages, remain somewhat mysterious since they were hardly ever written down. Perhaps it was merely conspicuous consumption — quantity looks better than quality? Or perhaps it was all part of some elaborate hazing ritual. Either way, we can be glad they all got guillotined.”

            • '16 10:16 am on September 19, 2014

              You’re sick. You need some kind of help.

            • wait 10:56 am on September 19, 2014

              1) do you actually think that kegs are brown?

              2) do you actually think that kegs are strongly associated with “the ruling class” more than the general population?

              3) do you actually not understand the economics of a large organization placing multi-keg orders of low quality beer?

            • not french 4:35 pm on September 20, 2014

              Oh sure, we celebrate Bastille Day, but we never think it’ll happen to us.

    • buttfucker 420 9:10 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo food = love

    • Putin 4:43 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

      Crimea river

    • quadrangler 6:01 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

      Yo! Try Quad! Seems everybody talks to everybody else and it’s hands-down the most welcoming group I’ve encountered at Princeton. And that’s coming from someone with positive experiences with the social life!

      • Anonymoose 11:08 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        +33

        • inquadnito 10:03 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

          I’d chat that

    • Terrace Fox 3:21 am on September 17, 2014 | Reply

      If anything, that shouldn’t happen at Terrace of all places. I hate these same things. Let’s meet up and chat over dinner. Email me at coronacoreanici (splat google mail), please. You seem interesting.

  • Someone plz date me. FML

    +6/-1   

    6:00 pm on September 14, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Oooooh 6:19 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      I’ll date you so sweetly you’ll become diabetic.
      You’ll like it so much t’will be nearly pathetic.
      Muah. U A doll.

    • just 11:26 am on September 15, 2014 | Reply

      look at your ID or birth certificate and you’ll be accurately dated.

      • i'm 3:56 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        amused lol

  • Rush in 4 days. FML

    +0/-7   

    11:37 am on September 14, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • I've always wondered 11:46 am on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      Why do people rush frats/sororities? There are already eating clubs, which are essentially the same thing, albeit requiring upperclassmen status. I honestly just don’t understand the appeal of Greek life. At my undergrad, it was basically buying your friends.

      • to get 5:02 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        into eating clubs

        • But 9:30 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          Aren’t eating clubs essentially frats? Is social life here really that toxic?

          • naive freshman 10:25 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

            is naive

    • buttfucker 420 1:10 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo omg if you odnt somke w33d and ufckkkkk butttsss likc me and my hot pi phi bestsisiiseiss you won’t get in muah your not a dol

    • douche 2:44 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      bag

  • Thought I was over her. Now she lives down the hall and I’m back to square one. FML

    +6/-0   

    11:36 am on September 14, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Buttfucker Jones 11:47 am on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo at least your PENIS isn’t back to square one now that you no longer get to fuck her up the BUTT.

      • Everybody else 9:39 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        I’m getting so sick of this character.

    • F '17 12:28 am on September 16, 2014 | Reply

      why can’t you say something about it? clearing the air is always good. or is she/are you seeing someone else?

      • Eh 6:21 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

        From the way this was worded, I’d think he already said something, it didn’t go well, and he’s trying to move on. Please do tell, OP…

      • OP 11:44 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

        No, neither of us are seeing anyone, but she already told me she’s not interested. I’m not sure what “clearing the air” would accomplish at this point.

  • Clueless frosh re lawnparties. FMCL

    +4/-0   

    12:58 am on September 14, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 2:58 am on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo vulnerable, naive freshmen are the best. just get them high and then fuck dem up their tight anuses.

      • just 6:00 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        no

    • what 3:02 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

      does the C stand for?

      • '16 8:11 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        You’re pretty Clueless.

      • anon 10:17 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        Closeted

  • Got fucked up the butt at Cloister and then went to Terrace and smoked a J. MLIbuttfucker420.

    +6/-6   

    11:24 am on September 13, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 11:39 am on September 13, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo omg for your information your a dol muah your also an asshole.

    • '15 12:21 pm on September 13, 2014 | Reply

      Goddaamit. I actually laughed.

    • Fun Fact 2:26 pm on September 13, 2014 | Reply

      You smoked a butt and Cloister and then fucked up a J at Terrace

    • The real buttfucker 420 9:12 pm on September 13, 2014 | Reply

      Yoyo you jest but actually this happened. At the end of spring quarter during dead week I literally went to every frat on the Ave. one of my TAs from quiz section got me stoned and then I went backed to the dorms and fucked an RA up the butt.

      • wtf 2:41 am on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        “every frat on the Ave” do you even go here?

        • Cuntlicker Hayward 10:05 am on September 15, 2014 | Reply

          For your information, yes my PENIS does go here to POUND THAT BOYPUSSY. You’re an asshole.

          • please 12:16 pm on September 15, 2014 | Reply

            Cuntlicker Hayward is lowhanging fruit. Try “The Cuntlittante” or something more creative.

            • The Dilettante 11:36 pm on September 16, 2014

              Even for a portmanteau, that’s a bloody hideous word. Honestly, you don’t exactly seem like one to be giving out lessons on wit — just saying.

            • please 2:47 pm on September 17, 2014

              and with that… I elicited the shortest ever response from The Dilettante. #boutiquetrolling

      • Billabong 8:09 am on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        Frats?! on the Ave?! RAs?!

        Wow, I really think you don’t go here!

      • and 1:04 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

        “quiz section”??

        • Oh and 4:00 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

          Quarters vs semesters? Fail troll

          • Troll? 9:12 pm on September 14, 2014 | Reply

            Fail? Someone just had a nice lunch.

        • not 6:27 pm on September 16, 2014 | Reply

          to mention “dead week”

      • i c u uchicago 1:12 am on September 15, 2014 | Reply

        i c wat u did dere

  • Does anyone use bored@firestone anymore… MLIA

    +0/-3   

    5:04 pm on September 12, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Buttfucker Jones 7:32 pm on September 12, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo at least your PENIS didn’t fall off while you were bored at firestone and trying to fuck the librarian up the butt.

    • buttfucker 420 7:42 pm on September 12, 2014 | Reply

      buttfuckin@weedstone yolswugg

  • Loud knocking from next door has been going on intermittently all day. Just started up again and startled me enough to ruin my orgasm. FMNeighbors

    +3/-1   

    3:34 pm on September 12, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Buttfucker Jones 3:55 pm on September 12, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo At least your PENIS didn’t fall off while your neighbors fantasized about fucking you up the butt.

      • Cuntlicker 420 9:55 pm on September 12, 2014 | Reply

        come up with your own character. 0/10

    • Oh 8:44 pm on September 12, 2014 | Reply

      My

  • It’s only the first day and I’m already so over school, planning not to read for certain classes and strategizing what lectures I can skip. I usually don’t get like this until mid-way through the semester. FML

    +10/-6   

    1:13 am on September 11, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Buttfucker Jones 9:16 am on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      At least your PENIS didn’t fall off while your professors collectively fucked you up the butt.

    • Tired 10:01 am on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      Have you spoken to someone at McCosh? Seriously, you shouldn’t be sabotaging yourself. You may want to figure out why you are doing this.

      • 15 1:07 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

        yeah i too wish mccosh could treat my laziness

        • buttfucker 420 2:40 pm on September 12, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo brother you speak truth about laziness for reals . The only thing that gets me off the coach is Hoagie Haven. Sometimes I hit that shit 4 times a day. smoke w33d 4eva namaste

      • hmm 1:35 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

        Kind of seems like you’re sounding the alarms a bit too soon. This is a super normal way of getting through a semester – healthy, really, to be finding ways to avoid unnecesssary stress.

        • and yet 6:44 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

          still something for which it might be totally productive to talk to someone. not every trip to CPS has to be about severe depression – working on figuring out where your head’s out and making sure you can find the motivation to get through regular work is a great measure to take.

    • dude 1:11 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      You never skip lectures and do all the readings until midway through? I bet 90% of us can’t say that.

      • Wait 7:35 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

        How did you even get in?

    • '15 3:47 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      I’m not doing work until at least 3 days post lawn parties

    • F'18 5:06 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      ?

  • I fucking love being an upperclassman. MLIG

    +11/-0   

    11:47 pm on September 10, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '14 9:11 am on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      YES. It is SO much better

    • buttfucker 420 9:15 am on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo word bro. food = love.

      • The real buttfucker 420 2:24 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

        Yoyo nice try butt you forgot to say “mashed potatoes”. Smoke w33d 4eva namaste

        • buttfucker 420 6:10 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo if u were da real butfucka 420 all ud endorse was smokin weed and fukin buts

      • wrong 2:26 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

        cap = love

        • cap '14 2:58 pm on September 12, 2014 | Reply

          no.

          • tfc tfc tfc '14 1:07 pm on September 18, 2014 | Reply

            hahahaha. <3

  • Public plea to mods to reject anything by the buttfucker 420 character. It is a grotesque character and appears on (quite literally) every post spewing horrible things that are sometimes very insensitive. FOLs.

    +45/-18   

    10:58 am on September 9, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Wow 11:49 am on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      So plea. Much uncool. Very weed.

    • And even worse... 12:10 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      …it’s just not funny

    • This is post is 12:12 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      obviously said character who is tired of being ignored. To ban a troll is the highest honor, bestowed only upon the elite troll. I suggest we send him a nice recommendation letter to TC ’92 : They could collaborate on some awesome new filibuster/trolling techniques.

    • OP 1:31 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      For your information, Cuntlicker Jones used to do this shit too. If you can turn the troll into a humorously creative meme, he’ll go away. But if you expect me to do it all myself (I’ve tried a bit but there’s just so much), you’re an asshole.

      • OP 1:33 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

        Also, it’s how I beat the old Fun Fact. You’re welcome.

      • memory lane 5:22 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

        and whatever happened to Tony Hayward? He was vile and hideous.

      • Regression to the Mean 1:46 am on September 10, 2014 | Reply

        Cuntlicker Jones was mine.

    • endorse 2:14 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      endorse

    • buttfucker 420 4:16 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo

      • 14 11:09 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

        Hey I like yo-yos too! I just learned how to walk the dog.Now I’m working on the Brain Twister, and hope to eventually perfect that holy grail of yo-yo tricks, the Boing-E-Boing.

    • Kimba the White Lion 7:00 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      College of Destiny!

      • Simba the Black Goat 10:24 am on September 10, 2014 | Reply

        The video game?

        • Kimba the White Lion 8:08 am on September 12, 2014 | Reply

          Wow, that was a big bug. I responded to the Wilson post, not here…

    • Buttfucker Jones 10:25 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      At least your PENIS didn’t fall off while getting fucked up the butt by buttfucker420.

    • downvoter 10:46 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      yay looks like it’s not stopping!

    • ........ 11:52 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      herp derp derp two twerps in a burp

  • Five months later and when you say “jump,” I still say “how high?” FML

    +1/-4   

    10:57 am on September 9, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • 14 1:59 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      Don’t worry. If you ran hurdles, seeing your coach in the off-season can take a little getting used to.

      • Tracklete 11:57 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

        You must have never hurdled. You don’t really “jump” over hurdles, you “attack” them.

    • buttfucker 420 2:50 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo super high fuck butts yo

    • calling it now 3:11 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      OP is in ROTC

    • Relationship commentary 9:10 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      ? Details

  • I’m in Wilson. FML

    +3/-12   

    1:24 am on September 9, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Forbes 2:51 am on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      Shut up.

      • Fun Fact 10:14 am on September 9, 2014 | Reply

        Bananas are very rich in potassium, which is a metal that improves concentration.

    • '14 6:47 am on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      I fucking loved Wilson

      • more like 2:44 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

        you loved fucking Wilson

        • or 8:28 am on September 10, 2014 | Reply

          Wilson loved fucking you

    • New Butler 9:45 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

      AC, new amenities, pristine hardwood, no bunks, private baths, great location , hot people. MLIG

    • obligatory 10:41 pm on September 11, 2014 | Reply

      stfu freshman

  • Dear undergrads: I know that many of you are nice as individuals, but as a group, you’re just 5,000 people who take shifts standing between me and my morning coffee. Welcome back / goFyourselves.

    +14/-5   

    10:06 pm on September 7, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 1:08 am on September 8, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo just smoke weed and fuck them up the butts problem solved yoyo

      • ugh 3:30 am on September 8, 2014 | Reply

        seriously mods, why are you encouraging this? make a poll and ask people if they like this character enough to keep it.

        • THIS 1:19 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

          for serious guys

          • buttfucker 420 9:16 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

            yoyo smoke weed fuck butts hold hands world peace 5ever broooo

        • THAT 2:40 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

          for mellow, laid-back guys

          • OC 10:21 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

            well played sir

        • Reason 6:47 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

          Don’t like it? Build a fucking chrome extension which filters it out. Problem solved.

          • More reason 8:49 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

            Why do it yourself, when someone can do it for you a not additional expense to them?

          • good point 10:24 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

            but instead i’m going to make it my life’s work to destroy you

            • Hold on dude 1:47 am on September 9, 2014

              I hope you don’t mean that

          • hey douchebag 2:20 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

            you’re a douchebag

      • buttfucker 420 7:54 am on September 8, 2014 | Reply

        yoyo just smoke weed and fuck their butts and then they won’t be in the way anymore

        • Wow 2:54 pm on September 8, 2014 | Reply

          Very prison. Much troll.

      • buttsniffer 11:56 am on September 8, 2014 | Reply

        wow. Much annoying. So bong. Very anus.

    • plot twist 3:52 am on September 8, 2014 | Reply

      op is an undergrad frustrated with the coffee lines during breakfast

      • etudiante 10:49 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

        love this

  • Want to take two classes but both are only offered at the same time. FML.

    +6/-1   

    2:18 pm on September 5, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '16 2:27 pm on September 5, 2014 | Reply

      ORF 309
      COS 318
      COS 432
      FML

      • '15 6:52 pm on September 5, 2014 | Reply

        309 does require work, but it is not as hard as many people make it out to be. though its got a new professor this year right?

      • buttfucker 420 8:30 pm on September 5, 2014 | Reply

        yoyo just take POT 420 and fuk da prof up da but

      • OP 9:51 pm on September 5, 2014 | Reply

        all at the same time?

      • COS '13 6:25 am on September 6, 2014 | Reply

        If the same people are still teaching them, definitely take 318 over 432.

        • COS '16 3:22 pm on September 7, 2014 | Reply

          Why? Isn’t Felton supposed to be godlike?

          • ORFE '14 9:24 pm on September 9, 2014 | Reply

            Disagree; he’s good, but nowhere near as good as Kai was with OS

            • COS 10:57 am on September 10, 2014

              Looks like Jaswinder Singh is teaching OS, not Kai.
              Did Kai retire? He isn’t teaching anything this semester.

            • '14 11:00 pm on September 11, 2014

              Kai was good? What on earth were you smoking?

            • '14 5:52 pm on September 16, 2014

              This. Felten >> Kai Li.

    • buttfucker 420 8:09 pm on September 5, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo just offer to fuck da professor up da butt.

      • Wow 6:54 pm on September 6, 2014 | Reply

        Very sodomy. Much meme. So drugs.

        • buttfucker 420 10:55 pm on September 6, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo

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