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  • I finally decided that I would tell her how I feel. Then I looked on Facebook and the first thing I see is that she’s in a new relationship. FML

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    1:18 am on April 24, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
  • http://itooamprinceton.tumblr.com/

    So glad this happened. OLAG

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    9:55 pm on April 23, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Thought 10:05 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      My new stereotype about black people: they all have incredibly good handwriting.

      I mean, seriously, look at that shit.

    • No. 10:37 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      “Although I love being a black Princetonian… I am the righteousness of God in Chris.”
      Dafuq? Can someone please explain to me how those two thoughts are linked?

      “I will no longer excuse your ignorance and/or assumptions.”
      Ok, then I will no longer excuse your assumption that I am ignorant and/or make assumption.

      For the ones pointing out that similar looking black people are not, in fact, the same person, there is plenty of evidence that people are generally significantly better at distinguishing faces with features similar to those of the people they were raised around. Guess what that means? I’m not racist if I confuse two Neg-roes, two chinamen, or two wetbacks. I was just raised around a bunch of white folks. If my white friend and I went to Rwanda and some locals kept confusing us, I wouldn’t be offended. And you shouldn’t be, either.

      “Princeton has more Ivy League championships than black male students.”
      How about we also look at students from families with incomes lower than $40,000 a year (or $30,000, etc.)? What about students from flyover states? Somehow I think the admissions office has a bit more bias against these groups than toward black males.

      “Why is Princeton the only Ivy without an Africana Studies major?”
      Maybe it’s because we realize it’s bogus and other majors cover Africana culture in an appropriate manner. Where are all the people complaining about not having a European Studies major?

      • you mentioned flyover states... 10:54 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        If there were such a thing as a flyover personality, it would be yours. No one would ever want to have anything to do with it except to get to something else.

      • ...... 11:35 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        are you even real?

    • PSAW 11:31 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      How white does it make me that I didn’t recognize any of these students?

    • Another minority 1:03 am on April 24, 2014 | Reply

      Seriously? I am so fucking sick of minorities at this school and in America constantly playing victim. I was the only brown (South Asian) kid in my class until high school, and guess what, random comments having a bit of fun with my race were honestly no big deal (this was right after 9/11) – if you see that there is no malicious intent beyond a tiny joke, you stop taking everyone so seriously. What more do these kids want? You attend classes, eat meals with the entire university, and the administration still caters to you with endless cultural groups and student organizations. Most complaints here are quite inane and frivolous. The world doesn’t cater to your ethnic/racial subgroup, get over it.

  • Accidentally sent a text of cute nonsense to a kid I tutor instead of to my girlfriend. It included the word ’cuddle’. FML

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    9:04 pm on April 23, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • L'Sleutteax 9:37 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      One of my tutors in high school totally did that. I said oui!

  • One guy hooked up with every girl in our student group. How did we even let this happen? FOL

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    4:17 pm on April 23, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Logician 5:02 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      One way would be if there were no girls in your student group.

    • Definitely 5:22 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      RK ’14

    • L'Sleutteax 8:10 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      I hooked up with every guy in my group and no one even gave it a second thought. Quit slut-shaming the man.

  • Thought I did really well on a midterm. Turns out it was just easy, and I scored at the median. MLILiterallyA

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    11:30 am on April 23, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '14 1:07 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      Well, probably more like B/B+.

    • cos 9:53 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      340?

  • Thought I was over him. See him in the dining hall and suddenly I can’t stop looking in his direction. He, of course, no longer even notices my presence. FML (but more like, FHL because I’m great.)

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    1:56 am on April 23, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Dick Cheney 2:55 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      I’ve noticed. Next time you look at me, I’ll shoot you in the face.

      • Nancy Pelosi 6:10 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        I’ve noticed you have a gun; next time I see it, I’ll confiscate it AND all o ther guns in the vicinity. Oh, and I’ll let illegals invade your property and redistribute your wealth “for the greater good”

        • TC '92 8:13 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

          What democrap is this? Keep the illegals out! My wealth is mine. Mine. MINE.

  • I spent all of 5 minutes talking to him today. I still can’t stop thinking about it. MLISoSmittenItsPathetic.

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    10:46 pm on April 22, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • L'Slutteax 11:20 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      Girlfriend, I find it helps to uncross the legs a bit. Maybe lean in and over a little. But not too much; you don’t want to be too obvious.

      • dude 12:56 am on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        honestly if it ain’t real obvious, I’m gonna miss it.

        • lol 7:57 am on April 23, 2014 | Reply

          word

      • You can try.. 3:43 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        Flirting by touching him suggestively. He’ll probably understand, and it’ll save you the embarrassment of rejection if he doesn’t act on it. Strong enough signals with room to save face and call it a friendly invasion of personal space.

    • AARRRGH!! 11:47 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      “It’s,” not “its”.

    • Same boat 1:18 am on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      Except the guy is a good friend I’ve recently developed feelings for and I have no idea what to do about the situation

  • Being in love with someone who you can never have is the worst form of torture. FML

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    6:25 pm on April 22, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • gay 8:01 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      this

    • Dick Cheney 8:29 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      invented that shit.

    • Anon 8:42 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      You mean “whom”.

      • '14 3:12 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        +1

    • Anonymous 8:43 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      Try waterboarding. It’s a great way to get over teenage angst…

    • Silly 8:46 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      You can’t “have” people. But why can’t you be with them? More info!

    • L'Slutteax 10:34 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      Why could you never have this person? Is s/he some sort of prude?

      • OP 7:14 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        They’re already with someone else. It’s pretty permanent.

        • L'Sleutteax 12:07 am on April 24, 2014 | Reply

          Who said you need to pair? I for one love a good ménage à trois.

    • easy answer 10:37 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      Threesome!

      • Easy Answer 12:19 am on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        I’ve taught you well.

    • mmm 11:53 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      #thursday #sameclub #dfmo

    • mhm 12:58 am on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      Several girls I think I could hypothetically have something really good with have boyfriends… it gets frustrating sometimes.

  • How long does it take to get back thesis grades? MLITerriblyWorried

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    10:41 am on April 22, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • 14 10:46 am on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      Don’t worry. You passed.

      • '14 10:19 am on April 23, 2014 | Reply

        Yes, because if you pass then who cares what grade you get right?

  • Over the course of this past year, it feels like I’ve lost myself. Maybe it started before, but all I know is that right now, I’m this listless, apathetic person that can’t stand to face my own life. I’ve messed up so many things, and I can’t fix it, but every attempt to not think about it brings me one step closer to disaster. Except disaster went by months ago. I don’t know what to do, so I just avoid everything more. MLIsFallingToPieces.

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    8:01 am on April 22, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • GS 9:08 am on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      confronting yourself can be difficult. but college gives you a relatively safe environment to allow you to reconsider who you are. make mistakes, learn from them and move on. rest safe in the knowledge that after you graduate here you will likely have little contact with the people you have met and you will have little memory of the dumb missteps. however, if you feel helpless, allow others to help you unlearn this pathology.

    • hey there 3:12 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      If you lost yourself, is there an area of your life in which you’re lying to yourself? Maybe you aren’t comfortable with your friend group, maybe you’re in an extracurricular you don’t care for, or maybe you’re hiding something from your friends/loved-ones. When I dropped responsibilities, I felt awful temporarily but the weight it lifted off my shoulders really put me back to a happier state.

  • I know it’s not your fault that you have the sniffles. It doesn’t change the fact that I want to stab you in the eye. FYL + FML.

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    10:04 pm on April 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • mmm 10:54 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      goddammit i am so self-conscious now.
      allergy season, man:(

    • Cuntlicker Jones 12:20 am on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      At least YOUR PENIS doesn’t have the sniffles.

      • OP 10:22 am on April 22, 2014 | Reply

        Sometimes I wonder if this chap only replies now if there’s a an obvious, hilarious/disgusting response to be had.

    • stab you in the eye? 5:50 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      chill the fuck out

    • I don't hate you 7:24 pm on April 23, 2014 | Reply

      because you’re fat. you’re fat because I hate you.

  • Mandatory survey or I don’t get my commencement stuff? FYPrinceton, I am giving you the worst ratings in every category.

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    4:13 pm on April 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Anon 7:24 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      Chill the fuck out.

    • yo 12:27 am on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      Seriously? The point of surveys is to improve shit. Get off your high horse.

  • Didn’t recognize her until too late. FMyopia and FML

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    3:04 pm on April 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • GS 3:16 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      Story of my life.

      • 15 7:22 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        GS who sits in the back of classrooms and won’t wear his glasses?

    • . 9:59 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      initials?

  • 3 more days until thesis is due. 10 more pages and a shit load of formatting left. FML, but maybe MLIA

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    1:05 pm on April 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '14 4:28 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      What is this? Amateur-hour?

      • '14 5:28 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        I was thinking the same thing. OP, you got this one in the bag.

    • yo 4:50 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      10 pages? #NaBD

    • Wouldn't be a problem 4:55 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      if you used LaTeX, n00b

      • Well 6:26 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        minus the part about writing 10 pages

  • I want to ask someone in a different club to Houseparties. How do people usually manage this? Go to semi at one club, formal at the other, Lawnparties at both? MLIConfused but MLCBG

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    1:04 pm on April 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '13 10:12 am on April 22, 2014 | Reply

      It depends on your club’s guesting policy.

      1. Clubs charge a fixed amount per guest (100+) for both nights and don’t offer the option of paying half for just one night. It might be finanically better to just pick one club and go to both formals and semi there.
      2. One club allows for guesting for one night, but the other doesn’t. Go together to semi/formals at that one club, go to your separate clubs and have fun with friends the other night.
      3. Both clubs allow guesting for one night only – go to semi and one and formals at the other.
      4. Any combination/variation of the above.

      Logistics shouldn’t deter you from asking someone from a different club.

  • Have to use dictation to do all my homework. Lost my voice. FML

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    10:53 am on April 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
  • It’s deceitful to hand-write “sorry I missed you” — as if you actually wanted to talk to us — on a campaign flyer if you didn’t actually knock on our doors. FOSpammedLs

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    12:20 am on April 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
  • I can’t believe this is real. FHL

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    9:11 pm on April 20, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • this person 11:25 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      really overuses the word “pernicious”

    • Geez 11:57 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      This article is 3.5 years old… OP, get over yourself. Stop finding lame excuses to bash the Tory (no matter how stupid they are).

      • Oh lookt 1:09 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        Liberal/progressive open mindedness in action!

        • wut 3:44 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

          ?

          • lol 12:21 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

            this entire thread of comments is dumb.

    • '14 9:03 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      You know what I dislike as much as the content… the writing style. Good lord. It reeks of self-importance. This person thinks they are the smartest person ever and are enlightening us with their wisdom. Ugh.

    • contemporary 10:51 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

      Three uses of “pernicious”: one in a thesis statement, once revisited to tie back to that statement, and once redundantly, too soon after the preceding. Overuse, but hardly excessive.

      It’s a well-constructed essay built from a perspective with which you (and I) disagree. He observes a valid problem, describes what historical attitude precluded said problem, and proposes a return to said attitude to solve the problem. Alright, fine.

      He has an assertive writing style nurtured by a considered opinion, yes, but that’s not arrogance, even if you’re uncomfortable engaging with that style. I’ve met the man; he does not crassly reject reasoned debate, he is not arrogant.

      For my part, I’d love to see the end of sausage festivals, ironic man-hugs, and emotional censorship. I also completely disagree with his solution: yeah, it’d “work”, but it’s enormously condescending and unjust to actual homosexual individuals. There must be better solutions to take back territory occupied by neurotic sexual masculinity, to revive the art of manliness. Uh-oh, I used colorful words, I must be self-important.

      Unless you want an aneurysm by age 30, try focusing on the interesting pieces of an essay (or book, or film, or…), rather than exploding over where you disagree. Like a mathematician gleefully reading an incorrect proof.

      ’nuff said.

      • Artin 7:59 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        In general, mathematicians don’t read incorrect proofs with glee. Try consternation or exasperation.

      • MAT 8:19 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        “Like a mathematician gleefully reading an incorrect proof”. Not sure if you know any mathematicians but in my experience reading an incorrect proof is both maddening and a frustrating waste of time since you expend a lot of effort to understand it until you realize that it was incorrect all along.

        • Former COS340 TA 2:39 pm on April 22, 2014 | Reply

          Tell me about it.

      • '14 8:29 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        I said I found the writing style self-important. This is not the same thing as suggesting anyone who uses colorful words has a self-important writing style.

        For instance, he speaks for all of us, for “we”. He tells us what we “need” to do and that it’s “obvious”. He writes like he’s a leading thinker in that area, with a lifetime of experience. He does this after glossing over many important/subtle issues, some of them I would say misrepresented/straw-manned. I understand having strong opinions, and ones you put lots of thought into. This isn’t just that.

  • My ex’s sister just committed to Princeton. Look like I’ll be tapping that for a while. MLIG

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    12:27 pm on April 20, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • fuck 1:50 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      you

      • OP 2:48 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

        Oh thanks I’ll enjoy the fucking all right

        • seriously 8:07 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

          you’re a really fucking awful human being and i hope you die soon and very painfully

          • Poop 11:16 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

            I hope you have to poop soon and that it will be very painful

    • or 1:51 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      you could go kill yourself

    • Need proof 2:44 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      Need pics

    • Anonymous 10:50 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      yo fuck the haters. fuck her on cam and post it on xtube teach that bitch a lesson

      • You're so classy 11:50 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        Please advise me on my etiquette too.

      • And they say 4:13 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        people in Jersey are trashy

  • There are so many legacies here who are fucking idiots and are only here because their parents and grandparents were here. They never go to class, destroy other people’s property, and run around campus like fucking animals. The University needs to rid this campus of this filth. FSquirrels’L

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    1:39 am on April 20, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • oh 1:49 am on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      lol… I’m slow. I typed out a paragraph before I got the joke — this is pretty clever.

      • Double Pendulum 9:33 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

        I was about to type an angry rant, then saw your comment. thanks for not making me look stupid :)

        • Sad 10:00 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

          I don’t get the joke…

          • Fun Fact 1:28 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

            “Pendulum” is a slang term for Ivy-league ancestor. It traces its way back to the 1830s.

          • reread 11:40 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

            FSquirrels’L

    • '16 3:55 am on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      You just hate them because they’re black.

      • Anon 1:04 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        LOL black squirrels.

    • Legacy 11:56 am on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      Yes, I do generally fuck idiots. And it’s awesome.

  • I have a lot of friends who care about me and yet I still feel so alone. I also feel like mental fatigue isn’t helping, yet I sleep like 7-8 hours each night. WTF is wrong with me, mentally and physically? FML

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    12:43 am on April 20, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • yo 1:02 am on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      I’m gonna be straight up with you. It’s called depression. These types of places tend to breed it. Depression manifests itself in both mental and physical forms. Your next step is to either a) seek professional help (it doesn’t have to be CPS) or b) figure out a natural therapy that works for you. It ain’t easy, but it’s worth the effort.

    • me 2:31 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

      This sounds crazy, but with the beautiful weather outside, I have found that going jogging 20 mins a day actually gives me energy. I feel great and strong and sleep better at night. Try adding different things to your routine, and maybe one of them will help invigorate you.

  • Athos is fat. FOLs

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    3:19 pm on April 19, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Athos 8:47 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      I love you too.

    • Hobbes 9:18 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      Be nice.

    • Well, That Escalated Quickly 10:44 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

    • Anonymous 11:48 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      fat people should not go to this school

      • '15 12:13 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

        Anna?

  • The amount of stress, anxiety, and depression in the past few submissions… I’m glad I’m not alone but also the fact that this is the college experience for us (and others elsewhere, of course) is disheartening. Best years of our lives? Doesn’t seem like it. FOL, OLIA, who knows.

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    11:21 am on April 19, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • GS 1:17 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      Just so all you pre-froshes reading this know, my time as a state school undergrad was much more enjoyable. And it seemed turn out okay in the end; I got into Princeton afterward.

      • '14 3:43 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        There is nothing meaningful to take away from this comment.

        Experience varies from person to person. Duh. Can I find happy people at Princeton, yes. Can I find depressed people at your undergrad school, yes. Does this prove or even suggest anything? Of course not. Even if we had statistics it still wouldn’t mean much because I’m sure that any individual’s experience depends on too many factors.

      • is 9:13 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        pre-froshes a word? I thought frosh is a generic noun like sheep where the plural doesn’t change?

        • guinness blaine 12:49 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

          You’re correct.

    • '16 1:49 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      This is not representative of people in general here.

  • It’s getting harder and harder to not break down into hysterics every time somebody asks if I’m okay. I don’t even know why. MLI?

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    8:49 am on April 19, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '14 3:30 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      Then find someone you can talk to where you can break down. Someone at McCosh, a good friend, a parent. Even if nothing constructive comes from it or if you think you’re upset over nothing, you’ll feel better getting your emotions out there.

    • Anon 8:59 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      Maybe it’s because you split your infinitives?

      • '17 11:22 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        +1

        • obligatory 3:53 pm on April 20, 2014 | Reply

          stfu stupid frosh

          • Watch out 12:47 am on April 21, 2014 | Reply

            In a few weeks, he’ll be a big, bad sophomore !

  • Turned in my academic planning form today and am having a barrage of second thoughts about CBE…MLIA

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    9:40 pm on April 18, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Cuntlicker Jones 10:45 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      At least YOUR PENIS still really wants to do CBE.

      • OP 11:40 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

        For your information, all my penis EVER wants to do is CBE, even when I’m trying to sleep! You’re an asshole.

        • CBE 5:22 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

          hey maybe your penis can help me do my hw?

          • Be careful what you wish for 2:25 am on April 20, 2014 | Reply

            You might end up failing COS126.

    • COS '15 11:56 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      I definitely made the wrong decision. Give it some serious thought before it’s too late.

      • curious 1:26 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        why?

      • Alum 2:30 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        Try saying that again in two years when you have your six-figure salary.

        • '14 10:03 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

          I don’t like you

          • Alum 12:02 am on April 20, 2014 | Reply

            I don’t have to hire you.

      • WWS '14 11:24 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        yeah, should’ve gone to stanford MIT or berkeley huh? or picked eco/wws

        • COS '15 #2 2:25 am on April 20, 2014 | Reply

          lol

  • Please ask me to Houseparties! I will say yes! OLCBG

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    4:48 pm on April 18, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '14 5:13 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      hahahaa fck lser

    • Or you could ask 5:15 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      If you want something, go get it!

    • OK 5:27 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      Will you go to Houseparties with me?

      • NO 7:21 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

        u’re too gross

      • U're not gross 8:28 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

        I’ll go with you!

    • Pi Phi 8:56 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      OHHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDDD WHYYYY DOOO YOUUU NEEEDED TOOOO ASK NOOOO ANN NITERNET FORUMMM JSUT OGGO WTIHTHHH SOMMENWON CEXIII YUOO UFCKED RCEENTLYY MUAH YOUR A DOL

    • Sophomore Member of Eating Club 2:15 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      I didn’t realize Houseparties was a thing where you have a date.

      • '15 10:26 pm on April 21, 2014 | Reply

        It’s not. People pretty much only bring a “date” date if it’s their long-term bf or gf. A lot of people do bring their friends who aren’t in clubs.

  • Come back, warm weather! FOLs

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    1:21 pm on April 18, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Come back, Hobbes! 4:15 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      The world needs a boy and his tiger, not some Star Trek beagle and whoever these other two are.

      • Whoever you are... 10:18 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

        I love you for knowing that Porthos is a Star Trek beagle. <3

        • whoever you are 12:29 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

          I hate you for acting like enterprise actually counts

          • it counts 1:18 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

            in the same way doing it in the butt counts

      • Read books as a child 12:53 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        They’re the three musketeers.

      • Porthos 8:54 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        Woof woof.

  • I found out at least one person on the Free & For Sale group is buying things cheap and reselling things to us. What ever happened to camaraderie? FOLs

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    9:48 am on April 18, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '16 10:07 am on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      are you talking about the guy who was selling a $1 bill for $2?

      • OP 4:11 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

        no, it’s not the joke posts

      • '14 4:22 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

        Not OP, but another ’14 told me personally last semester that she has been selling dresses and other clothing (that she got cheap from Amazon and physical stores during sales) to make a profit.

        • ohhhh BN 5:46 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

          she’ll continue making profits as long as there are girls thirsty for clothes

          • 14 6:37 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

            wow is she really doing that? i was wondering how anyone could have so much excess clothing in their wardrobe

            • Haha 10:42 pm on April 18, 2014

              same

            • '14 4:22pm 8:11 am on April 19, 2014

              Yeah, it’s usually obvious who they are if you look into all past Free & For Sale posts – no one can possibly have that many clothes fit into their room.

          • whoa 8:12 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

            that isn’t who I was thinking of

    • LOL 10:20 am on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      that’s actually hilarious

    • that's princeton 10:33 am on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      in a nutshell.

    • '17 10:43 am on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      there is no rule against this

      • thats princeton 12:08 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

        in a nutshell

    • Pi Phi 10:43 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDD HWYYYY WULD NAYONNEEE BUY SCEOND HAND CLOTEHSSSS EWWW GROSSS MUAH YOUR NOT A DOL

    • BN here 2:22 am on April 19, 2014 | Reply

      not selling clothes for a profit…at all. often take a loss.

      • lol 2:27 pm on April 19, 2014 | Reply

        yeah sure.

  • My fuckbuddy hasn’t given me an orgasm yet. I’m still enjoying the sex, but still… Do I tell him? Is that awkward? FMUnsatisfiedL

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    3:55 am on April 18, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '19 4:16 am on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      Wuts wrong wit ur vajayjay? r is it da peen?

    • 15 10:32 am on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      tell him! don’t make a huge thing out of being unsatisfied, just tell him during sex what you want more of

    • instruct him 10:44 am on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      rather than sitting him down and saying “I know this is awkward, but I haven’t orgasmed with you,” start giving him subtle instructions during sex about what he can do to please you. I think a lot of guys would find it hot to be with a partner who says “ooh, more of that!”, or “try circular motions with your tongue”, etc, and then shows obvious pleasure when he does. If he doesn’t follow instructions or doesn’t seem to care about your pleasure, then he’s a shitty fuckbuddy.

      Happy fucking!

    • English Major 10:30 pm on April 18, 2014 | Reply

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFzm3Y201Xg
      ^sex ed is important for adults, too.

  • I’m trying to sleep, and there’s a damn car alarm going off outside. FML

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    1:44 am on April 18, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
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