Recent FMLs RSS Hide Comments | Keyboard Shortcuts

  • Obama’s watching the Cagers play in the WNCAA basketball tournament. OLAG

    -5   

    11:29 am on March 21, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 11:08 pm on March 21, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo barry’s choom gang is dank yoyo

    • Pi Phi 11:14 pm on March 21, 2015 | Reply

      OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD TAHTS SOOO BORRRINGGGG LETSS TAKL ABUOT MYYY SPRINGG BRAKE WHEERR I FCUKED THEE PRINCE OFF MONACO BECUAS EIM AMAZZZINGGGG MUAH YOUR A DOL

  • I fucked buttfucker 420’s weed up its butt. MLIMeta

    32   

    9:29 am on March 17, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
  • I feel like this entire website is just bf420 talking to himself. MLI421

    36   

    9:09 am on March 17, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • TRUER WORDS 4:19 pm on March 17, 2015 | Reply

      HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID

    • Buttfucker Javert 4:49 pm on March 17, 2015 | Reply

      I may have 42106 problems, but weed is not one of them.

  • Seeing new buttfucker 420 posts is the highlight of my day. MLIPathetic

    49   

    11:44 pm on March 3, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 7:50 pm on March 5, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo thanks for reppin me bro

    • hey mods 2:31 pm on March 7, 2015 | Reply

      since almost all posts are about buttfucker 420 now, it’s obvious that’s the main thing people like about pfml. why don’t you ran a contest for the best bf420 backstory blurb? that’d be fun

    • yoyo 12:46 am on March 9, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo

  • I may look puny, but if you provoke me I will give you a knuckle sandwich. Then I will introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Fist. FAggressors’Ls

    -45   

    11:03 pm on March 2, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • '16 1:58 am on March 3, 2015 | Reply

      Chill, yo

    • L'Sleutteax 2:40 am on March 3, 2015 | Reply

      Contrary to what the pop culture here has told you, disproportionate aggression is actually a turnoff. Sorry.

    • buttfucker 420 8:11 am on March 3, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo and then you’ll fuck dem up da butt and teach them the real meaning of pain

    • '14 2:36 pm on March 3, 2015 | Reply

      This may in fact be the worst post in the history of this site. Congratulations.

    • OP 11:46 pm on March 3, 2015 | Reply

      People don’t understand my aggression!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Lol 4:01 pm on March 9, 2015 | Reply

      u suck

  • Is smoking weed inherently correlated with anal sex in some way? Did bf420 have a point when he created this meme? MLIC

    32   

    12:34 am on March 2, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • Terrace '16 9:18 am on March 2, 2015 | Reply

      There’s definitely a strong correlation, but you don’t necessarily have to do one to do the other.

      • op 3:14 pm on March 2, 2015 | Reply

        how so?

        • Terrace '16 9:33 pm on March 3, 2015 | Reply

          People who are open to breaching social norms (e.g. by smoking weed or anal as opposed to vaginal sex) are likely to do it in multiple ways– IMO most people who regularly have buttsex also smoke weed, but smoking weed doesn’t necessarily mean you have buttsex.

          There are plenty of people here who fit the buttfucker 420 stereotype, though he’s clearly an over-the-top caricature. I thought the character was arguably the most innovative PFML has ever seen at first, but he’s failed to develop further over time and remains one-dimensional.

          • so true 11:56 pm on March 3, 2015 | Reply

            literally, his entire repertoire is 2.5 things-smoking weed, fucking butt, and yoyo.

          • Myrddraal 3:54 am on March 5, 2015 | Reply

            This is why I make sure to develop characters, whether original or already-existing ones, though it doesn’t always pan out. I once had quite the story arc planned for a co-opted Pi Phi, but I started it on a post I drunkenly misread about an actual tragedy and aborted it pretty quickly. L’Sleutteax’s an original and is always fun to write. I hope I never have to abort her.

            I’ve only written one bf420 post. I tried to set him up as a time-as-a-flat-circle-style metaphor factory, but lost interest. Alas, that’s what separates a simple troll from a Myrddraal.

            • L'Sleutteax 10:27 am on March 8, 2015

              That’s really offensive. And just wrong.

    • buttfucker 420 11:18 am on March 2, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo u bet bro weedchill

    • Nope 3:20 pm on March 2, 2015 | Reply

      The only point bf420′s creator had was some poorly-thought-out campaign against affirmative action.

      You could, however, test if there actually is a point yourself, if you’re that curious.

      • this is racist 11:57 pm on March 2, 2015 | Reply

        not cool

        • '16 2:22 am on March 4, 2015 | Reply

          I know the creator and I’m pretty sure all those posts by people claiming to be the originator were fabrications (alternatively, it could have been him trolling, which is the point of the character as well, but in that case they definitely were not sincere)

          sorry if i’m breaching kayfabe

          • Creator of buttfucker 420 11:20 am on March 5, 2015 | Reply

            He’s an upper middle-class black kid who attended a private school and had a 1900 SAT and 3.6 weighted GPA.

            • dude 1:58 pm on March 7, 2015

              just stop

            • Creator of buttfucker 420 1:51 am on March 8, 2015

              He’s my character. I can say what I want.

      • Thanks 1:45 am on March 10, 2015 | Reply

        For the confirmation. I always assumed that this is what he was getting at.

      • fan of the character 5:53 pm on March 12, 2015 | Reply

        really? this is sad. I love buttfucker 420 posts.

    • buttfucker 420 4:06 pm on March 10, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo see i advance science with my 420weed and fuking buts im da best bro 25/7 yoyoyoyo

  • Can a 19 year old female undergrad get into the DBar? MLIGSCurious

    -19   

    12:29 am on March 2, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • GS 12:16 pm on March 2, 2015 | Reply

      A 26-year-old GS can’t get in without a membership.

      You’ll need to find a member – members get to sign in guests – and then somehow survive being carded at the door.

      Out of curiosity, are you the one asking about a “mature” GS a couple months ago? You won’t find the mature ones there, sorry.

    • Are you 3:53 pm on March 2, 2015 | Reply

      The same girl as last time?

      Also, no.

      • 19 yr old Pton girl 10:48 pm on March 3, 2015 | Reply

        OP: yes. I just want to meet a more mature men than the undergrad all-about-hookups boys I’ve met (and not acquiesced to) so far. I’d like to date, get to know them one on one, be romantic, have fun and possibly a mutually supportive exclusive relationship.
        Sounds like the DBar is out? Where else might our paths cross? I’m a varsity athlete so not Dillon.

        • Honest advice 4:49 am on March 4, 2015 | Reply

          A. I think the grad school organizes speed dating at the GC coffee house and is usually short on girls. Maybe this could work for you?

          B. Don’t do A.

          C. Seriously, don’t do A.

          • 19 yr old Pton girl 8:07 pm on March 6, 2015 | Reply

            Ok I’m coming! I can’t seem to find the info as when the next GS speed dating is either on the DBar or coffee sites — any info to share? Other meetup options? I am here all break week too.

        • GS 10:54 am on March 4, 2015 | Reply

          OKCupid

        • Are you 2:24 pm on March 4, 2015 | Reply

          Reading groups, guest lectures, departmental events, getting involved with research, getting involved with grading.

          Though your view of undergrads may only be selecting for the loud ones. Have you considered a truly representative sample, or just the ones who stand out?

    • GS 9:58 pm on March 2, 2015 | Reply

      No (and I don’t really understand why she would want to)

    • can't you 12:50 am on March 4, 2015 | Reply

      just fuck a hot preceptor and let it go from there?

    • Ask around ... 11:55 am on March 4, 2015 | Reply

      You’ll learn about where to find me.

      • well 4:38 am on March 5, 2015 | Reply

        there’s always sketchy GS if nothing else works

  • I’m dying here. FML

    16   

    1:35 am on February 23, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 11:56 pm on February 23, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo bro i hear u im also dying from too much gansaweed and fucking too many butts weedchill 25/7

  • What does “yoyo” mean? I looked it up on urban dictionary and other sources and all I got was “You’re on your own.” MLICurious

    12   

    12:58 am on February 22, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • just 7:44 pm on February 22, 2015 | Reply

      smoke

      • buttfucker 420 8:25 pm on February 28, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo

        just fuk buts

        world peace 5ever

        rekt

        weedchill

        yoyo

    • OED 6:57 pm on February 24, 2015 | Reply

      A toy consisting of a pair of joined discs with a deep groove between them in which string is attached and wound, which can be spun alternately downward and upward by its weight and momentum as the string unwinds and rewinds.

  • PSA for people not on Princeton campus: Yikyak has pretty much scalped the PFML community. FOLs

    -11   

    12:42 am on February 22, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker pi phi 11:05 pm on February 22, 2015 | Reply

      yoyomg yikyak is da 420swag bomb me cdxi pi phi gurlieesss all use it only unkewl ugly nerrrrdds who don’t smoke and ufkc butsss still readdd pfmlll muah your an asshole 25/7 broyoyo

    • further PSA 12:09 am on February 23, 2015 | Reply

      anyone can peek at princeton’s yikyak feed still

    • L'Sleutteax 11:25 am on February 23, 2015 | Reply

      Sorry, my phone seems to be permanently stuck on Tinder.

    • the correct word 3:53 pm on February 23, 2015 | Reply

      is “poached”

      • Danny Snyder 11:54 pm on February 24, 2015 | Reply

        Zom-glob, stop appropriating my culture for your own selfish uses.

    • let the people speak 8:35 pm on March 8, 2015 | Reply

      At least on Yik Yak we can democratically purge the likes of buttfucker420

      • DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? 4:52 pm on March 17, 2015 | Reply

        SINGING PRAISES OF BF420?

  • DAE fell this skool 2 eazy?
    MLG(good)

    -6   

    10:07 pm on February 19, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 8:59 am on February 20, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo get fuked up da but and smoked up da weed

    • OP 1:11 pm on February 20, 2015 | Reply

      for your information, my PENIS failed all its classes and it’s all because of YOU. ur an asshole.

    • Pi Phive 7:46 pm on February 20, 2015 | Reply

      OHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDDD PIZZAAAAA ISIS SOOOO GROSSSS TRYYY MY RCIEPEESSSSS ONLY KEWLLL CEXIII PPL IN IVVYY KNWO HOWOWW TO APPRECIAATTEE MY PIEEEEESSSS MUAH YOUR NOT A DOL

      • L'Sleutteax 11:51 pm on February 26, 2015 | Reply

        She’s right, they’re very good. Her father has them made by his personal chef and then delivered to Ivy via rush courier so they’re still fresh out of the oven. Highly recommended.

  • FUCK THIS SCHOOL. FUCK THIS SHIT. FML

    11   

    5:20 pm on February 18, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • Supercilious applause in your general direction 5:23 pm on February 18, 2015 | Reply

      Bravo. A true PFML post.

    • You know 12:27 am on February 19, 2015 | Reply

      I keep having this recurring thought that haunts me… What is the point to ANY of this, really? Everything is either pointless and/or superficial. I don’t know anymore.

    • buttfucker 420 6:16 pm on February 19, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo word bro smoke weed fuk buts world peace 5eva 25/7 420swagyolo yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

    • buttfucker 420 9:44 pm on February 19, 2015 | Reply

      yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

  • buttfucker 420 is love. buttfucker 420 is life. MLIBF420

    8   

    5:19 pm on February 18, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
  • Who is L’Sleutteax? has to be someone with a working command of French. MLIC

    7   

    5:19 pm on February 18, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • L'Sleutteax 8:33 pm on February 18, 2015 | Reply

      French? What could possibly give you that impression?

      But “command,” I like that! I hope I meet you in a Firestone stairwell soon! ; )

      • OP 8:24 pm on February 19, 2015 | Reply

        actually though, is L’Sleutteax’s French correct? anyone who knows French?

        • L'Breaux 2:23 pm on February 23, 2015 | Reply

          yeah its correct

          • L'Treulle 7:27 pm on February 23, 2015 | Reply

            yoyo

    • My guess 8:49 pm on February 18, 2015 | Reply

      A bored GS with Google Translate. This GS would be in engineering, and thus is missing a normal creative outlet.

      • Engineering GS 5:36 pm on February 19, 2015 | Reply

        Suck my creative outlet

        • not bad 11:29 pm on February 19, 2015 | Reply

          +1

        • +1 6:53 pm on February 21, 2015 | Reply

          Hehe, good one.

  • I want to be a classics major but I didn’t attend a prep school so am sorely lacking in academia-savvy skills despite my love of the subject. FML

    8   

    5:17 pm on February 17, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • ??? 6:17 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

      This is a really stupid reason not to major in classics, but majoring in classics is a really stupid idea, so congratulations on stumbling into a solid life choice.

      • OP 6:58 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

        how is it stupid if I know I’m not going to get good grades (at least for a while) and have to catch up on years of Latin/Greek that prep school kids have? it’s just impractical, and I can’t even afford to take courses because they are serious ones that take time away from course I really need to do well in. I’m BSE.

        • OC 9:11 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

          as for your first concern, i really wouldn’t worry: i took all four years of latin in high school, but nonetheless found that everyone was at the more-or-less the same level by second year; you burn through the material at a much higher rate in college. on the other hand, your second concern is a really good reason not to take classics.

        • Liz Lemon 10:39 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

          Classics is full of prep school people, but it is possible to do well in the subject coming to it for the first time in college. A close friend of mine ended up majoring in Classics without studying Latin or Greek in high school, and now he’s getting his PhD in one of the best Classics departments in the country. You will have work *really* hard, including during the summers, but it definitely can be done. Talk to some professors – they will give you good advice.

        • buttfucker 420 12:19 am on February 18, 2015 | Reply

          yoyo you’re missing out on all the classical tales of mythical heroes fucking people up their butts yoyo smoke weed and chillax 25/7

  • Honestly…every time I see a princeton student with a cigarette, I judge them so much. Like do you not know about throat cancer? FYL

    -3   

    12:44 am on February 17, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • L'Sleutteax 2:33 am on February 17, 2015 | Reply

      But it’s so European! J/k, that’s something even I won’t put in my mouth.

      Also, as of this posting, buttfucker 420 hasn’t made the obvious joke about joints as an alternative. What gives?

      • buttfucker 420 7:28 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo 5 ur infomati0n i was the op 2 posts below about screensharing with client. ur an asshole

        • L'Sleutteax 3:28 am on February 18, 2015 | Reply

          Bull. Fucking. Shit.

          buttfucker 420, I’ve met you. I’ve hung out with you. I’ve had buttsex with you. And there is no fucking way you’ll ever be a consultant. You’re barely qualified for consulting the bagel counter. Which is why you’re not qualified for more consulting in my butt. A girl’s gotta have some standards somewhere.

          • buttfucker 420 9:48 am on February 18, 2015 | Reply

            yoyo remember im more than 1 person more like 20 yoyo weedchill 420swagyolo broooooo

          • buttfucker 420 12:32 pm on February 18, 2015 | Reply

            yoyo ru french broette

    • OMG i totally agree 6:09 am on February 17, 2015 | Reply

      Honestly…every time I see a Princeton student eat a cheeseburger/drink excessively/stay up late/etc., I judge them so much. Like do you not know about heart disease/liver disease/negative health effects of lack of sleep/etc.? FYL

      • '16 8:44 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

        realtalk people should talk about this more

    • Anonymous 9:21 am on February 17, 2015 | Reply

      what about people who drink heavily? do you judge them about liver cancer also because that’s a large portion of the student population….

    • buttfucker 420 10:05 am on February 17, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo word bro cigarettes aren’t weedchill smoke more weed

    • It's 12:46 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

      just kind of strange. There are other drugs that provide better and safer highs. .-.

    • buttfucker 420 3:10 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo weed is where its at bro fuck butts 5evaaa

    • smoker 6:13 pm on February 21, 2015 | Reply

      hmm, kind of a cheap shot. this kind of pfml shows up every semester, and every time I think I would like to meet the person behind them. Why do you care what I do with my body? What makes you think that you know why I’m smoking?

      You’re probably the kind of person to complain about second hand smoke when there are plenty of studies that show standing next to a smoker once a week will have absolutely no effect on your health.

      Btw–I’ve smoked lightly off and on for my four years at Princeton. During some of these periods, smoking was a comfort that helped me deal with anxiety caused by social and academic stress. Smokers don’t need you to call them out anonymously. Why don’t we meet up so I can blow a big cloud in your face and make you wheeze?

      • OP 12:41 am on February 22, 2015 | Reply

        Now that i’m in a less sanctimonious mood, I just mean…i’m confused by it. Why smoke when there are no benefits and so many and dire consequences? Ok, i get that it helps you deal with anxiety, but there are so many other, better ways of dealing, ones that don’t involve carcinogens.

        I care about you in the same way i care about all human beings. Just like i would try to stop someone who’s committing suicide, i’d want to stop people smoking…In fact i feel like there’s an obligation to at least try to stop people doing it. It’s SO harmful.

        • OP 9:20 pm on February 22, 2015 | Reply

          For your information, your reasoning makes no sense. You’re an asshole.

        • not OC 11:01 pm on February 22, 2015 | Reply

          i like your response a lot: you took the high road and managed to make your point without retaliating with desires to “make someone wheeze”.
          I also am a smoker, and know that it’s bad for me. It is an addiction, and dealing with addiction goes beyond cognitive processes (i.e. understanding that it’s bad). It is a chemical, behavioral and psychological battle, that not all of us are ready to take on.

          Prohibiting smoking, or stigmatizing those who smoke will not solve the problem. Naming and encouraging other activities will.

          So when we talk about smoking as a response to anxiety, for instance, more possibilities to do group sports recreationally (better IM) will do so much as a healthy anxiety relief AND will help people with depression and social phobias.

  • I want to barf at everything. FML

    5   

    1:04 am on February 16, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • Easy Answer 1:52 am on February 16, 2015 | Reply

      Threesome!

    • I'll pray for you 1:59 am on February 16, 2015 | Reply

      There are resources for you at CPS. Bulemia kills. God bless.

      • you know 5:02 pm on February 17, 2015 | Reply

        this is how some Christians on campus really sound like. Nice take.

  • I DESIRE COITUS. FML

    -6   

    5:13 pm on February 15, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • L'Sleutteax 1:55 am on February 16, 2015 | Reply

      I might be able to fit you in.

      • '15 2:35 am on February 17, 2015 | Reply

        This is like the perfect anti-that’s what she said joke. Hats off to you (and pants, too!).

    • I'll pray for you 2:02 am on February 16, 2015 | Reply

      I thought I should inform you: every time you engage in coitus premaritus, the Lord frowns down on you and says, “You’re never getting in here, pal.” God bless.

      • No 3:46 am on February 17, 2015 | Reply

        No.

  • Left PrincetonFML open while screen sharing with a client. Think she saw it. Oh well. FMConsultantLIA

    -5   

    4:38 pm on February 13, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • Why 12:25 am on February 14, 2015 | Reply

      are you still on PrincetonFML as an alum? Get a life or something. YLIF.

      • Not op 10:36 am on February 14, 2015 | Reply

        It could be someone taking a year off who got bored and decided to get an internship. FUCK YOU AND YOUR ASSUMPTIONS, BITCH.

        • Why 12:07 am on February 15, 2015 | Reply

          It said he’s a consultant. If he were an intern, why would he be screensharing with a CLIENT, bitch? FYL

        • OP 12:28 am on February 16, 2015 | Reply

          For your information, my PENIS did take a year off during which it worked as a consultant with illustrious clients such as l’sleutteax. You’re an asshole.

          • L'Sleutteax 1:55 am on February 16, 2015 | Reply

            Nope. Ew.

            • OP 6:03 am on February 16, 2015

              What are you, Pi Phi?

            • L'Sleutteax 6:51 pm on February 16, 2015

              @OP No, but I am a CEXXXIII BESTIE IN IVVYYYYY. And boy do I have stories to tell you about that pièce de travail!

              But to finish off your original point, no, your not a dol.

      • Why 1:49 am on February 16, 2015 | Reply

        are you on this site?! Only skeezes go on this site, skeez?!
        –skeez Ño. uño

    • Anonymous 8:28 pm on February 21, 2015 | Reply

      Hahaha so much animosity! I’ve missed that. I’m out of Princeton for a few years, not an intern. Alums still check these sites/read the Daily Prince/do Princeton-related things, you know….

  • Don’t smoke weed kids or a piano will follow you. I would know it happened to me and I #fuggedupmylife

    -5   

    2:09 pm on February 11, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 9:06 pm on February 11, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo just fuck the piano up its butt problem solved yoyoyoyo

  • I want it to be the 50’s when people had common sense. FML

    -1   

    9:04 am on February 11, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • "Common Sense" 12:36 pm on February 11, 2015 | Reply

      “Black people can’t drink from the same water fountain as black people.”

      “Why would a woman want a job? Then they might neglect their husbands.”

      “America is perfect. Everyone who thinks otherwise is a commie.”

      • OP 5:07 pm on February 11, 2015 | Reply

        For your information, as an upper-middle-class white male, all that makes perfect sense to me. You’re an asshole.

      • OP 5:23 pm on February 11, 2015 | Reply

        really?….

        • '16 9:23 pm on February 11, 2015 | Reply

          For very many people (including myself), those are the first associations they make with the ’50s. The post-war boom wasn’t a boon for all sectors of society

          • '16 9:26 pm on February 11, 2015 | Reply

            I mean, shit, just think of the students at Princeton today who categorically would not have been admitted to Princeton in the ’50s (all women, most minorities)

      • "Common Sense" x2 10:57 pm on February 11, 2015 | Reply

        should be “white people” at the end of that first line. Whoops.

      • kneejerk liberal 12:38 am on February 14, 2015 | Reply

        closet bigot all the same. just against different disadvantaged groups and in different forms.
        amirite?

  • I cry a little inside each time I see an alum from Cottage succeed in real life. FOL

    -2   

    7:12 pm on February 10, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • '17 10:00 am on February 11, 2015 | Reply

      Why? Ivy is worse.

  • Wish i lived in the point in time when simon and garfunkel were still the shit. “Sounds of silence” is my jam, my only jam. FManachronism

    -3   

    7:31 am on February 10, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • Ancient historian 11:46 am on February 10, 2015 | Reply

      The later 1960s are overrated, now viewed through a distorted rose-colored lens of wistful nostalgia for what-might-have-been-but-never-was. SoS is a song which articulates the loneliness and anomie that many people feel at any of several stages in their lives, but that is most frequently experienced by young adults operating under the stress of adjusting to the expectations of conformist patriarchal society.

      Fast forward: eventually, Paul Simon met some Africans, learned polyrhythm, and got happy while becoming even richer. Art Garfunkel retreated into the shadows of his own mind and has become a fringe player in the party game of “whatever happened to?” It’s your choice. I recommend listening to Djelemady Tounkara instead.

      • didn't 1:05 am on February 11, 2015 | Reply

        get laid hmm?

        • OC 10:19 am on February 12, 2015 | Reply

          The sex was great, the drugs and rock’n roll were pretty good, too. The weed is better nowadays, thanks to four decades of selective breeding. Main point: American society was terribly deficient then and still needs vast improvement. Except for the weed.

      • Naw man 9:43 am on February 11, 2015 | Reply

        Not obscure enough. Listen to Bulgarian throat singing.

  • I will do all the things. I will read all the readings. I will solve all the problems. I will respond to all the emails timelily. I will eat healthful meals, full of broccoli. I WILL PUNCH THE SKY MLISuperstar

    -5   

    1:16 am on February 9, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • so proud of you 4:02 pm on February 9, 2015 | Reply

      you can do it all! yes! and be happy with each and every successful step!

    • Kamina 12:37 am on February 10, 2015 | Reply

      JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?

      YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!!

  • I burned out early at this school. I blame the dank courseload in POT 420. MLIBlaze

    -1   

    1:08 am on February 9, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • lmao 10:42 pm on February 12, 2015 | Reply

      these pfml posts are so bad now

      • I bet 4:09 pm on February 15, 2015 | Reply

        you donut even blaz it u puzzy

  • I kind of want to put a little graffito of a cute little penis on one of the desks in McCosh, but I’m concerned about the longevity of the image. What if, fifty years from now, penes no longer look the same and the icon is rendered meaningless? FTheUncertaintyOfTheFuture

    -2   

    5:23 pm on February 7, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 6:35 pm on February 7, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo smoke weed and fuck butts instead bro yoyo

    • Easy solution 9:10 pm on February 7, 2015 | Reply

      Draw a bunch of them, each with a slight variation from the modern penis. If all goes well, at least one of them will be accurate.

    • It's THAT Easy 9:15 pm on February 7, 2015 | Reply

      Draw a pene in pernmanent marker on your head and don’t shower for the next 50 years. Then copy down the head-pene onto the desk 50 years from now.

    • Chill 1:23 am on February 12, 2015 | Reply

      I’m pretty sure evolution doesn’t happen so quickly given humans’ reproduction cycles.

      • buttfucker 420 6:09 pm on February 12, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo if u can figure out how to get pregnant from fucking butt then we’ll mutate really fast in no time bro weedchill

  • Anyone know why the old ps3s won’t pick up campus wifi?

    FOL (cause i’m posting this on here)

    -3   

    5:16 pm on February 7, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
  • My hookup wanted to use a strap-on. I consented. Turned out to be a gay guy in a dress. I think I’ll give up drinking. FML

    -3   

    10:33 am on February 5, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 4:51 pm on February 5, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo just because i like to fuck butts doesn’t mean i’m gay. why do you gotta be so heteronormative bra? cmon lemme fuck dat tight anus.

      • buttfucker 420 7:30 pm on February 5, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo da real buttfucker 420 never uses punctuation try again next time weedchill yoyo

    • Dean Val 5:41 pm on February 5, 2015 | Reply

      Come talk to me. If you were so drunk that you couldn’t tell the difference between silicone and man-meat, you couldn’t have consented to either. Tell me who did this to you and together we can FHL.

  • I truly understand the ethos of existentialism when I go for the tortellini soup only to see that all of the tortellini are gone. FML

    -4   

    2:03 am on February 5, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • ewww 4:36 am on February 5, 2015 | Reply

      soups here

  • Why are people at Princeton so anti-weed? (btw, I am not BF420….) How many Princeton kids get PMC’ed from smoking versus those who drink themselves silly? MLICurious

    -1   

    11:03 pm on February 4, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • because 11:09 pm on February 4, 2015 | Reply

      There is a long standing social taboo against weed that is not present in drinking. Even though weed is empirically healthier and less addictive than alcohol, it has more of a stigma. The reason that alcohol is so “normalized” is because it is a part of almost all cultures of the world since ancient times, and thus drinking and the concept of getting drunk are not seen as foreign or evil in most cultures. Contrast this with weed, which Europeans “discovered” in the New World. Since the white settlers were not familiar previously with this plant they labeled it as off-limits.

    • buttfucker 420 1:15 am on February 5, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo tell me about it bro whenever i try to smoke in da library some narc tells me off like what da actual fuck what about freedom of expression.

    • actually heard this from a person at mccosh 1:34 pm on February 5, 2015 | Reply

      smoking resulted in 0 hospitalizations and even mccosh visits last year. you know why? because it’s practically impossible to put your life in danger by smoking weed.

      • Not practically, literally 11:13 am on February 6, 2015 | Reply

        Only substance in the world without an LD50

        • Yeah but 6:08 pm on February 8, 2015 | Reply

          moon rocks are dangerous because they are full agonists kind of like a really strong batch of heroin you can OD much easier

    • news to me 2:05 pm on February 6, 2015 | Reply

      You think princeton kids are anti-weed? I’ve never seen this – loads of people smoke, and the others generally don’t care.

c
compose new post
j
next post/next comment
k
previous post/previous comment
r
reply
e
edit
o
show/hide comments
t
go to top
l
go to login
h
show/hide help
shift + esc
cancel