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Since I’m attractive and outgoing, people always ask me if I’m dating someone. My parents even asked me if I was gay because they don’t understand why I haven’t had a slew of boyfriends. I’m not gay, but now I’m starting to believe that I don’t have any feelings at all. MLISad&Wishful
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For the longest time, I thought “FTW” stood for “fuck the world.” At least I got a third of it right. FML
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Anonymous
+1/3
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oops
i thought it meant fuck the whites…
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A Nanny Moose
You’re wrong it means “free the whales”
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PrincetonFML has become so much edgier since school let out. MLIEntertained!
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When will nice guys stop thinking that they always finish last? There are plenty of nice girls out there who would love to date you. FYLs
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AngelOfDeath
The only reason we ‘finish last’ is because we’re too scared of rejection. Just speaking from experience.
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ONTD '11
“Nice Guys” are misogynistic dbags who expect to get fucked because they’re ~misunderstood. Truly nice guys finish last because everyone thinks they’re Nice Guys.
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ontd4lyfe
word.
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12
Nice girls finish last too.
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AC
Please stop noticing reality!
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this is lame
when “nice guys” expect to remove every trace of initiative, confrontation, and self confidence, it’s not an endearing trait, especially when they expect to thereafter win over girls who want their “lovable, comforting charm,” who “recognize that they’ll always be there for her.” I’m not one of those dudes that proposes you become some sort of weird roissy-spawn, but at the same time, be cool and nice for the sake of being cool and nice.
If you want a relationship, that stuff’s invaluable, yeah, but at the same time, you have to remember that a girl doesn’t want a faithful puppy, so you guys shouldn’t be molding yourselves in that image. A relationship’s a healthy, reciprocated bond between two individuals, and it’s not defined by giving in to every whim, or smothering one with “love.”
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Wondering if my period will still be synced up with my roommate’s when we get back. I miss that solidarity. MLICurious
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the bandit
you sound a little bit gay.
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eh ...
that’s nothing. I went to an all-girls high school, and I swear that by senior year half my class was on the same cycle. wouldn’t say that I miss it.
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Man
That’s hilarious!! I actually lol’ed!!!
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Anonymous
I lol’ed at the all girls HS.
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Anonymous
you know in the shining when the elevator doors open
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Every single girl I connect with has a boyfriend already. FML
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still single
not me?
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same here
Every single guy I connect with either has a girlfriend or is 2+ years younger.
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same
younger guy dilemma
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troll
too ugly
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lolz
sorry… I know what the intended message is… but…
“single girl” and “has a boyfriend”
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Anonymous
every [single girl] or [every single] girl?
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As a mathematics major, I’m afraid I won’t get into any math grad schools. I’m a rising senior, my grades are horrid, and my too-ambitious JP failed. FML
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sucks
for you asshawle
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sucks
im sorry
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HEY
no worries dude, you’ll get it. Maybe not the most prestigious of grad schools, but you’ll get in somewhere- better to be too ambitious than to care too little.
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sorry man
Maybe events like this will make people realize that Princeton expects too much from it’s students, similar to the lion/gazelle reference made on a Grade Deflation post some time ago. But sadly, I have no advice for you whatsoever. Hope for the best. Tell admisions officers of GD…. hope you’re in the 2nd-1st Quintile. Good luck.
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OP
I wouldn’t be complaining if I was in that 1st to 2nd quintile. I’m in the 3th quintile unfortunately
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Anonymous
3th? That may explain a lot…
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State Skewl
I was inthe same boat as an Applied Math major, but I knew I didn’t want to go to math grad school (it only gets harder). Instead, I graduated (3.008 major, 2.9 overall), got some work experience, and went back for an MBA with an IT concentration to round out the math rigor (it can indimidate some employers). I now work with databases and love it – the math you don’t understand now seems to sink in weeks after the final exam, and the logic and abstractions you have learned will put you ahead of many of your coworkers (unless you work in a think-tank/RD).
Good Luck!!!
Sassy Gay Friend from NC
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dude
+1 SGF, you’re a really upbeat cat
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OP
sorry I mean the 5th. I have a very low gpa…I’ve gotten no A’s…mostly B’s and some unfortunate C’s. You shouldn’t judge by the way I quickly write on pfml (@ anon). I’m wondering if I really have a chance.
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same as sorry man
ok, in that case, I have no advice for you, but if you manage to get an awesome job all the same, can you put a post here outlining how you did it? Cause… I may be a sophomore but I’m in the exact same boat as you. … so…. yeah, good luck with that.
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optimistic
OP, if you’ve demonstrated improvement or willpower through other means (getting internships, making close relationships with teachers, good score on the GRE), then what are you worried about? you should take some credit for the fact that you go to princeton..i really think it does mean a lot. some people out there might be super smart, but it’s the people who are determined and less ’smart’ who finish last
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Have one more week at my internship (out of eight); perfect time to check out… except for the fact that I checked out seven weeks ago. MLIG
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Anonymous
I am at this exact place, represent.
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'11
You’re lucky, I’m 8 weeks into a 12 week internship and while I checked out about two weeks ago.
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I go to Duke. FML
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Anonymous
what’s so wrong with duke?
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'12
Duke is awesome. FYL
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Anonymous
No, no it isn’t.
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Anonymous
Duke kids are like animals (not all of them, but the majority of them). I know this after spending over 2 months with a group of kids. And it’s not just me….some of the more normal, Princeton-type (think chill and laid back, not bicker obsessed or social climbing) Duke kids I’ve met agree with me and tell me how they feel alienated b/c Duke is full of fratty douchebags. So yes, if you go to Duke and you’re not an asshole, then seriously FYL. I really feel for you.
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AH
Duke must be absolutely atrocious if “Princeton-type” people seem preferable or normal by comparison.
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Anonymous
whoa what’s wrong with being a fratty douchebag???
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NC State
Some of the best bud I got in college was from Duke…
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PeterW
OP, as a Princeton grad at Duke, please start DukeFML.
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Anónimo--en español!
I have a friend that goes to Duke. Don’t know much about the social scene in general, but he joined a frat his freshman year… Typical?
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They call them
Dukebags for a reason.
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Yesterday, my phone broke. Then, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with three girls in the past month. Not the best day. FML
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Condolences
I’m really sorry, that has to be hard.
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BSE
Ouch… as a guy, let me say that we are not all huge douchebags like that. Some of us would be proud to get one girl…. yeah, guess where I am in the poll results. But that guy is not worth your attention and you deserve better (I don’t mean me, I’m just trying to be encouraging). By the sound of it, any guy you pick after that one will be a better choice.
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Just found out my sister’s fiancé may be a cousin of the guy I really like. MLIIncestuous
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Nope, not at all
That isn’t incestuous at all, and it still wouldn’t be incestuous if the guy was the brother of your sister’s fiance. YLI definitely fucking not Incestuous
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I can’t remember if I first watched porn when I was twelve or when I was thirteen. There’s no option for “12-13.” MLIA
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the rapist
do you need the rapy?
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Sean Connery
Suck it, Trebek.
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I spend way too much time at work on PrincetonFML instead of actually working. FML/MLIG?
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worker bee
YLIVeryA.
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Anonymous
YLIA
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I go to a different school, but I still enjoy PrincetonFML. Since it’s the summer, I can understand most of the posts without having to Google terms like “Frist,” “Dean’s Date,” and “Tiger Inn.” MSummerLIBetter
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J
lolz
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daddy
get outta here. u dont belong in the club.
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Frosh talk
We call it TI around these parts
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Laker
Bern?
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HI
Like I would ever need to look that shit up. “Are you ok? Where do you live? FRIST!!!”
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+1
Cool guy/girl.
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anonymous
It seems like the number of posts by people considering suicide has also dropped since summer started.
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Anonymous
Surprise at all?
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horsedick.mpeg
And the fact that you couldn’t figure out those terms without google might explain why you’re not at Princeton in the first place…
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Anonymous
yup everyone needs to learn the geography of princeton.
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ONTD '11 1:47 am on July 31, 2010 Permalink |
Obviously if you are “Sad&Wishful” you do have feelings. You also appear to experience healthy doses Narcissism&Vanity on the regular.
Fall back.
what 2:16 am on July 31, 2010 Permalink |
…um, are you attracted to guys?