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  • I just ate a COOKIE. FML

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    7:16 pm on January 27, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 1:13 am on January 28, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo i just ate a pot brownie get on my level brooooo

    • OP 1:35 am on January 28, 2015 | Reply

      For your information, I did eat my penis, and this was my first day out of three months’ intensive care from the blood loss. You’re an asshole.

    • Pi Phi 1:41 am on January 28, 2015 | Reply

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  • My life is ok, but not great, but definitely above average. MLIOKBNGBDAA

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    7:16 pm on January 27, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • define 12:36 am on January 28, 2015 | Reply

      Above average

    • Pi Phi 1:37 am on January 28, 2015 | Reply

      OHHHH MYYYY GAWWDDDD YUO SUCKS SOO BADDD MORROE THANSN NNNINTY OERCENT OFF EVRYEONE ISIS GRATE ADN WAYYYY ABOUVEEE AVREAGE YOUR FALLNGI BEHDIN MUAH YOUR A DOL

  • I’ve already graduated but I’m still on Princeton FML

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    4:22 pm on January 25, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • '10 10:33 pm on January 25, 2015 | Reply

      Welcome to da club

    • Hobbes 4:41 pm on January 26, 2015 | Reply

      I feel ya.

    • Name 7:55 pm on January 26, 2015 | Reply

      Well the obvious solution for your problem is to

  • I want to fuck my preceptor up the butt. MLIBF420

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    2:33 pm on January 24, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • gs 8:41 pm on January 25, 2015 | Reply

      late2thegame: as a grad student there’s a permanent dick up their butt known as THESIS

    • Buttfucker Jones 8:05 pm on January 26, 2015 | Reply

      At least YOUR PENIS passed COS126 this time.

  • Prof. just told me a metaphor comparing grad students to dung beetles rolling balls of shit around. MLIRollingballsofshitaround

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    1:51 pm on January 24, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 1:56 pm on January 24, 2015 | Reply

      yoyoyoyoyoyoyo rol around in da bals of shit doe

      den fuk but

      den smoak wede

      yoyo

      • ISIS 7:27 pm on January 25, 2015 | Reply

        ISIS

  • How to get all the guys to notice me and ask me out? FML

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    9:45 pm on January 21, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • proposition them 11:46 pm on January 21, 2015 | Reply

      they’ll notice

    • Kelis 10:31 am on January 22, 2015 | Reply

      Bring milkshakes

    • Not hard 9:36 pm on January 22, 2015 | Reply

      show off dem titties

    • Easy 2:36 pm on January 23, 2015 | Reply

      Show them your boobs

      • buttfucker 420 11:58 am on January 26, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo then fuk em up da butt and smoke 420weed yoyo

    • be hot 5:38 am on January 24, 2015 | Reply

      or stop caring about being asked out. I tried both and the second one is better: you end up happier

  • It’s my ex’s birthday today, and all I want to do is wish her a happy birthday. FML.

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    9:43 pm on January 21, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 10:09 pm on January 21, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo its very simpl

      u kill the batman

      u smoke the weed

      u fuk the but

      yoyo

  • Getting rejected from all my investment banking internships with a 3.8 GPA and strong extracurriculars… Wtf? FML.

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    8:46 pm on January 17, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • TRUTH 10:15 pm on January 17, 2015 | Reply

      You must be white, male, and straight – thus not getting any ‘diversity’ benefits.

      Now, without those benefits, you’d better not suck socially, or you can forget about that internship.

      • OP 8:14 pm on January 18, 2015 | Reply

        I’m Asian, male, and straight, actually. Is being white really that bad?

        • buttfucker 420 2:20 am on January 19, 2015 | Reply

          yoyo id stil fuk u up the but yoyo

        • more truth 7:02 am on January 19, 2015 | Reply

          Being asian is probably worse. You’ve got non of the advantages of being white, and non of the advantages of being recruited for diversity purposes.

      • '16 10:21 pm on January 18, 2015 | Reply

        yeah, you have to minmax like crazy to pull off a banker build. the most common mistake is not putting enough points into charisma — personally i like the “superficial charm” modifier, it has the most bang for the buck, even if it doesn’t fool some higher-INT builds and alienates the rest of your party.

        • Please post more 2:30 am on January 19, 2015 | Reply

          .

        • fan 10:50 am on January 26, 2015 | Reply

          I love you.

    • buttfucker 420 11:48 pm on January 17, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo clearly u havent smoked enough weed and fucked enough butts yoyo bro

    • this is what you get 6:11 pm on January 19, 2015 | Reply

      For being a vapid, perspectiveless smoothsailing yuppie.

    • In practice 2:53 pm on January 20, 2015 | Reply

      You’re not in high school anymore. Any company that hires skilled professionals will not seek to “fill qoutas” any more than they have to, nor do they care about GPA and ECs beyond a minimal level to filter the competent ones. What matters is experience, recommendations, displayed intellectual competence, confidence (both theirs and yours) in yourself, and history (if it exists). How do you compare against your peers in those metrics?

    • haha 4:41 pm on January 20, 2015 | Reply

      you sound dumb

    • here's the thing 3:13 am on January 21, 2015 | Reply

      you won’t believe how many of your preceptors spent some time on wall street between undergrad and grad school. we get calls all the fucking time, and we’re perfectly happy to black-ball anyone in the sufficiently cuntier part of the overall distribution.

      • YO 12:26 am on January 22, 2015 | Reply

        is the “asshole preceptor” a character now?

        • OC 10:31 am on January 22, 2015 | Reply

          no i’ve really fucking done that shit. it felt great too.

      • OP 9:56 pm on January 22, 2015 | Reply

        What. Even in Politics?

        • Well, 6:38 pm on January 24, 2015 | Reply

          are you in the sufficiently cuntier part of the distribution?

    • Sachs 5:55 pm on January 27, 2015 | Reply

      Sorry to break it to ya, but IBD is all about connections…

  • The condom broke. FML

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    6:56 pm on January 16, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 4:06 am on January 17, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo that’s why you fuck people up da butt instead there’s no need for condoms just a need for weed.

    • L'Sleutteax 10:27 pm on January 19, 2015 | Reply

      Oh sweetie, I’m so sorry! I’d suggest getting an IUD from here on out, but those hurt comme l’enfer when they break. I should know, I’m on my third!

      • mon dieu 3:23 am on January 21, 2015 | Reply

        i want to fuck you

        • '15 1:54 am on January 22, 2015 | Reply

          Knowing her, you probably already have.

  • My New Year’s resolution is to smoke more weed and fuck more butts. MLIbuttfucker420.

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    9:02 pm on January 15, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 10:55 pm on January 15, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo for you’re information im officially retiring from this forum so any bf420 from now on wont be the real one gtfo u filthy imposter

      • buttfucker 420 1:04 am on January 17, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo 5 ur in3mation im the real bf420 and im not retiring yoyo i will never die i will never stop spreading the weedchill yoyo fuk buts yoyo

  • Just discovered Murray-Dodge cookies, but can’t get a grasp on what the scene is there? Should I eat the cookies there and try to chill with the workers? MLIConfused

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    8:43 pm on January 15, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • Murray Dodge Worker 2:52 pm on January 19, 2015 | Reply

      Yeah, bro. YLICompleteWithMurrayDodge

  • I want me a GS bf. Mature. Where can we undergrad girls meet one? FMGlessL

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    5:19 pm on January 14, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • GS 2:45 am on January 15, 2015 | Reply

      Remember, you need to be exceptionally mature too – that’s why GSes generally don’t go for undergrads.

      • dude 8:52 am on January 17, 2015 | Reply

        Yes, that’s the average profile of the typical grad student at Princeton – a worldly, sophisticated person with an extreme breadth of social experience, who therefore naturally attracts naive and inexperienced undergrads. However, the exceptionally mature grad student, who was an undergrad ages ago, will of course send away these poor deluded undergrads, for their own benefits.

        • GS 1:13 am on January 18, 2015 | Reply

          It’s actually about not wanting to deal with immature bullshit – you’d be surprised how much people can grow up in their early 20s – but whatever works for you, dude.

          • another dude 10:04 pm on January 18, 2015 | Reply

            You’d be surprised how much (a.o.) social development grad students here seem to have missed out on in their early 20s

            • Protip 2:29 am on January 19, 2015

              Butthurt over how you were graded fairly doesn’t make the GS the immature one.

    • You'll 6:54 am on January 15, 2015 | Reply

      find all the D you want at the D-Bar.

    • try 3:54 pm on January 15, 2015 | Reply

      department seminars

    • gs lady 4:45 pm on January 15, 2015 | Reply

      d-bar, ivy inn on a weeknight, grad student parties, firestone, in the lab

    • GS 3:05 pm on January 16, 2015 | Reply

      Reading groups, guest speakers, and the following receptions.

    • a few things 2:57 am on January 21, 2015 | Reply

      i’m gonna say all this as a male grad student, though i’m not gonna claim any meaningful kind of maturity

      a) most grad students are actually extremely immature. a lot came in that way, and the rest are beaten into a kind of learned helplessness within a few years. i suppose that there are a few mature ones out there, but they’re probably taken; actually, the fact that they have a steady relationship going on is probably a big part of why they’re able to maintain some level of maturity despite all the bs associated with being a grad student

      b) fucking a male grad student is quite possibly the easiest and fastest thing that you could try to do on campus. if firstone’s open, it’ll take about 5 minutes to find a willing body, plus another 10 to find a sufficiently secluded carrel.

      c) on the other hand, finding a male grad student who’s willing to date you is probably not gonna happen. even though we’re mostly very immature, we’re immature in a different way than you probably are as a female undergrad — i know i know, you’re the worldly exception to the rule, except you’re not, and you’ll see that in a few years’ time. we have no patience for the particular brand of neuroticism that you’re currently into and you’re not really in a place to understand our particular brand of neuroticism because it has to do with weird intradepartmental politics and the ups-and-downs of a research agenda that no one else really understands very well.

      honestly, your best hope is for a friends-with-benefits-type-thing with a grad student who kinda remembers what it was like to be mature and has a shot at returning to some level of maturity once they’ve got their phd. good luck.

      • 19 yr old Pton girl 11:03 pm on January 21, 2015 | Reply

        Wow. Very insightful, thank you. I am not the hookup sort, nor the undergrad “street” sort (not antidriniking at all), so I am sad to hear ” dating”, romance and exclusive loving relationships with a several years older GS guy is not likely.

        • well 7:51 am on January 24, 2015 | Reply

          this is just one opinion, not representative of the entire population. ‘a few things’ exaggerates the disconnect. not everyone is absorbed in his tiny academic world, cares about departmental politics, or requires you to understand his research agenda.
          there are plenty of grad guys out to date college girls. give it a shot, and don’t listen to bitter naysayers

          • dude 12:39 am on January 25, 2015 | Reply

            mpa’s don’t count

            • well 8:30 pm on January 25, 2015

              Wasn’t talking about mpa’s

      • First GS 1:52 am on January 22, 2015 | Reply

        This is what my response should have been. I guess I’ve just been flustered with said weird intradepartmental politics and research agenda. Well done, sir.

    • gs 2 8:56 pm on January 23, 2015 | Reply

      don’t take A Few Things as scripture — while correct, not everyone is a careerist d-bag (though everyone IS plagued by intradepartmental politicking) who will turn down an undergrad automatically — that said, you still dont know how to feed yourself or pay rent, and are therefore nonsentient.

  • I might flunk out this semester at this rate. FML

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    5:16 pm on January 14, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • Pi Phi 2:43 am on January 15, 2015 | Reply

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      • ISIS 8:54 pm on January 19, 2015 | Reply

        ISIS

    • your preceptor 3:07 am on January 21, 2015 | Reply

      there are two possibilities here.

      one is that you’re going through some shit, in which case i’m really sorry and i’d encourage you to try to make use of all the great resources that this school has made available to you to try to help.

      the alternative possibility is that you’re a piece of shit, in which case i sincerely hope that you do flunk out. this school coddles undergrads to the point of fucking infantilization, and if you still can’t get you’re shit together, then GTFO right the fuck now.

      • OP 5:46 am on January 22, 2015 | Reply

        I actually appreciated this.

  • I was in the stairwell and needed to fart, so I let out a big one. Right after I do so an attractive female walks in. FML

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    8:50 pm on January 12, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 3:20 am on January 13, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo just convince her that it was da smell of ganjaweed and then fuck her up da butt.

      • buttfucker 420 2:00 am on January 15, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo who the fuck r u im retiring from this forum its too unweedchill

  • when i’m at home, i use VPN so often that my computer starts having identity crises. FML.

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    11:22 pm on January 10, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 3:20 pm on January 11, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo the moderators now suck weedbutts and i’m on a strike if this was your intention to kick me out of pfml then u idiots win im pissed as buttfuck

    • Pi Phi 4:01 am on January 12, 2015 | Reply

      OHHH MYYY GAWWD I WNET THORUGH AN IDENDITY CIRSIS TOO WEHN DDADY FCUKED ME UP DA BUTT OVER BRAKE MUAH YOUR A DOL.

      • Pi Phi 9:33 pm on January 12, 2015 | Reply

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      • buttfucker 420 12:12 pm on January 13, 2015 | Reply

        yoyo didnt he fck u up da but everyday lol weedchill

    • buttfucker 420 6:44 pm on January 12, 2015 | Reply

      yoyo i’m fed up with these shitty mods and im resigning to troll more weedchill broos yoyo

  • The heater is way too fucking hot and I can’t turn it off. FML

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    11:16 pm on January 10, 2015 | Post Comment  

     
    • . 10:50 pm on January 13, 2015 | Reply

      Open your windows. Mine have been open all year.

  • Lactating. FML

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    6:50 pm on December 29, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Pat Feenus 7:11 pm on December 29, 2014 | Reply

      PLEAAASE LET ME SUCK YOUR TITTIES

      • lactating 10:30 am on January 1, 2015 | Reply

        It was an FML because I’m a guy. New Years Eve was awkward – got super drunk, and when the ball dropped, I squeezed both moobs and sprayed two jets of man-milk into the air.

        • buttfucker 420 3:18 pm on January 4, 2015 | Reply

          yoyo thats pretty weedchill wanna lactate in my anus?

        • What is this I don't even 2:44 am on January 8, 2015 | Reply

          What is this I don’t even

        • adventureslactatingman '11 9:41 pm on January 8, 2015 | Reply

          • .... 9:49 am on January 13, 2015 | Reply

            I don’t know what I expected…

  • I really want to be an OA leader so that I can act out my scat fantasies and brew tea with all those used tampons. MLIG

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    9:18 am on December 27, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • wow 2:10 am on December 29, 2014 | Reply

      too real

      • gs 4:34 pm on January 1, 2015 | Reply

        not even real enough

    • EX 12:42 am on January 5, 2015 | Reply

      GC ’15?

  • You know what’s annoying me? Feeling like I could have done so much more with the Princeton experience, but it’s a tad too late. FM15L

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    4:58 am on December 26, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Hypocrite 10:13 pm on December 26, 2014 | Reply

      Thats what you get for being a vapid smoothsailing oh-so-perfect yuppie. I get so tired of people as prissy and perspectiveless as you.

      • nooo 9:22 am on December 27, 2014 | Reply

        don’t make it a thing, it’s so annoying

        • buttfucker 420 8:36 pm on December 28, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo nobody on this website’s ever made an annoying thing a thing yoyo

        • Hypocrite 9:43 pm on December 28, 2014 | Reply

          I’m fucking tired of anyone slightly different from your ”accepted norm” being met with less than respect and equality.

    • Another '15 2:16 am on December 29, 2014 | Reply

      One more semester! Make it count!

  • The multiple awkward moments when people ask why I’m not going home for Christmas. You don’t know my (sad) life. FML.

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    8:43 am on December 25, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • merry christmas anyway 10:08 am on December 25, 2014 | Reply

      I hope things turn out well for you.

  • I just met a real-life version of buttfucker 420, who tried to convince me that smoking weed was life’s greatest pleasure next to having sex. Not joking. MLIA

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    11:05 am on December 24, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
  • I’M SO GODDAMN THIRSTY FOR THIS GUY. FML

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    9:22 am on December 23, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • L'Sleutteax 12:00 pm on December 23, 2014 | Reply

      Tell him how you feel then, dear. You’ll be siphonage la paille in no time!

      • L'Breaux 3:59 pm on December 24, 2014 | Reply

        Excuse-moi, j’ai perdu mon numero de telephone. Est-ce que je peux emprunter le tien?

    • '17 2:44 pm on December 23, 2014 | Reply

      Anna?

    • '15 3:04 pm on December 23, 2014 | Reply

      This is clearly a troll post.

  • My life is a sitcom but only sadder. FML.

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    9:22 am on December 23, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Anon 12:55 pm on December 24, 2014 | Reply

      A Tragicomedy?

    • genre categorizer 4:01 pm on December 24, 2014 | Reply

      so its a drama then…

  • The final project for functional programming is (in part) designing a dating app. All the example data has hundreds of people who are ”straight” or ”gay/lesbian.” let erasure = true in …
    FMBL

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    7:00 am on December 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • You're 10:26 am on December 21, 2014 | Reply

      Not bi. No one is bi.

    • Doesn't it suck 4:40 pm on December 21, 2014 | Reply

      To have to do work over winter break?

    • no 4:52 pm on December 21, 2014 | Reply

      Why is it so hard to focus on the programming aspect? I don’t see why the context is so important, I barely looked at the profiles.

    • buttfucker 420 12:53 pm on December 22, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo da buttfucker 420 movement does not discriminate on the basis of gender or sexual orientation, only on the basis of whether or not one has a butt to get fucked up.

  • Coitus interruptus. FML

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    6:55 am on December 21, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '17 2:45 pm on December 23, 2014 | Reply

      Anna?

  • Wait, so there are no tools in Whig-Clio (specifically PDP) and the Daily Prince, right?… MLIcynicalyethopeful

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    3:50 am on December 16, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Fun Fact's Safety Tips 10:36 am on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      #9: Never mutter to yourself during air travel.

    • Yo 6:48 pm on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      Seriously, there are tools everywhere. Please stop asking these ridiculous questions that will only draw comments from people who hate either group for whatever reason.

    • wut 8:03 am on December 17, 2014 | Reply

      “Daily Prince”
      Please, learn the lingo, it’s “The Prince”. Usu. scornful.
      Tools are everywhere, man, they’re within and without. They are the society and they are the individual. The only escape is to live as if they are nowhere and nobody, and you will test their limits, and you will be rewarded with what is not premeditated, but what is real.

      • I would like to add 5:46 pm on December 22, 2014 | Reply

        A tool is a tool. It’s all about what you use it for.

      • buttfucker 420 6:23 pm on December 22, 2014 | Reply

        yoyo kudos bro this is the most buttfuckingly weedchill reply I’ve ever seen on pfml.

        • bro 6:07 am on December 25, 2014 | Reply

          i’m a sis, bro, but thanks, bro.

  • I’m a hobo in terms of pretty much everything. FML.

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    3:46 am on December 16, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • Hey 11:31 am on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      DD ’16?

      • Hi 1:35 am on December 25, 2014 | Reply

        ML ’16

    • If you meant 6:56 pm on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      hobo in the sense that you’re broke, then sorry. But if you said hobo to mean failure at life, which seems more fitting to the rest of your sentence, then fuck you. Hobos are people too, they just happen to have made some poor choices in life, and it’s not in your place to judge them for it.

      • You idiot 4:27 am on December 19, 2014 | Reply

        Not all homeless people are homeless because they’ve made “bad choices in their li[ves].” You stand on your soap-box preaching a message of compassion to the OP as you simultaneously vilify poor people and make assumptions about their pasts. Fuck the OP? No. Fuck you.

  • I’m fucking tired of 80% of the people here. So prissy and perspectiveless and anyone slightly different from their ”accepted norm” is met with less than respect and equality. Why can’t we only accept people who’ve gone through hardships and reject all of these vapid smoothsailing oh-so-perfect yuppies. FML.

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    3:33 am on December 16, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • '14 5:32 am on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      I am sorry if you have experienced this at Princeton (and I would encourage you to go hang out at Terrace or one of the co-ops more), but I think that you’re mischaracterizing many Princetonians. Perhaps they’re jerks who act prissy, but many of them have experienced hardships and are just in deep denial about it. It can be hard when people annoy you, but try not to judge them in turn, okay?

    • Realist 11:19 am on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      Because, there aren’t as many smart ones. Intelligence is largely heritable. Hardships are often self-inflicted by stupidity. Therefore people who grow up with hardships are on average less smart.

      • if you are serious 5:51 am on December 19, 2014 | Reply

        You are what’s wrong with the world.

    • '16 1:04 pm on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      This is something that I’ve never understood. Over half the class is on financial aid, and a relatively small percentage (11%?) are from families in the top one-percent income-wise. How did we wind up with so many god damn insufferable tools with no sense of humility or perspective?

      • '16 3:55 pm on December 19, 2014 | Reply

        You know what they say, dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

        • Another '16 7:44 pm on December 23, 2014 | Reply

          This is the best response.

    • Hypocritical 5:50 pm on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      You hate how people with comfortable backgrounds discriminate against people with hardship so you want to turn around and do the same to them? Someone can’t control being born into the wealth the same way they can’t control being born into poverty. You know what? I’m on a Pell grant and my roommate/best friend is from the 1%. Wanna know what we talk about? School, life, boys, favorite tv shows. A person’s financial background doesn’t define them. If anyone needs perspective, it’s you.

      • oh cutie pie talks with a rich person like they are a person 6:19 am on December 25, 2014 | Reply

        honey. just because you can have a normal conversation about nonsense with someone does not mean that interaction is in any way meaningful. we will continue perpetuating the dream of earning 300K+ and fucking models on yachts while people are suffering through poverty, if we don’t fucking talk to future richest about sensitive issues. and yeah, in that way, financial background does define people, THAT’S THE WHOLE PROBLEM.
        this of course is not to say that “if i am on finaid i know what rough life is, lemme tell you”, but we need to have real conversations about justice, poverty, responsibility, and how to mutually benefit the haves and have-nots.

        • someone who has experienced both the high and low life 11:24 pm on December 28, 2014 | Reply

          Word.

    • '13 7:23 pm on December 16, 2014 | Reply

      I agree with your underlying sentiment but categorically excluding 80% of people doesn’t sound like a great way to start if your goal is “respect and equality”.

    • Pi Phi 2:21 am on December 17, 2014 | Reply

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    • i stopped reading here 8:03 am on December 17, 2014 | Reply

      “I’m fucking tired of 80% of the people here. So prissy…”

    • '13 7:43 pm on December 17, 2014 | Reply

      You’re a fucking hypocrite. Your comment is prissy and perspectiveless and anyone slightly different from their ”accepted norm” is met with less than respect and equality. FYL

  • who is the original buttfucker 420? MLICurious

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    11:48 pm on December 8, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 12:22 am on December 9, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo there is no original buttfucker 420 because he is merely a concept, an ideal for humanity to strive for and emulate. only through smoking weed and fucking butts can we gain humility and a sense of perspective of the world; only though smoking weed and fucking butts can we develop empathy for our fellow human beings; only through smoking weed and fucking butts can we hope to bring about world peace.

      • ur 8th grade English teacher 4:21 pm on December 10, 2014 | Reply

        nice structure

        • buttfucker 420 9:48 am on December 11, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo buttfucker 420 had no 8th grade teacher because he was an audodidact.

    • me 1:04 am on December 9, 2014 | Reply

      im maligned pfml meme buttfucker420. i first started smoking weed and fucking butts when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “weedchill” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “yoyo fuck him in the butt” and “i love smoking weed inside my own butt” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of pfml humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal symptoms. i would advise all people who “get” pfml to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

      • fyad 8:40 pm on December 12, 2014 | Reply

        throwback

    • buttfucker 420 1:37 am on December 9, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo we r a movement of ppl who wanna smoke some william ganja and fuk some buts aight? we r not r creator

    • buttfucker 420 9:52 am on December 10, 2014 | Reply

      Anna?

    • buttfucker 420 7:40 pm on December 10, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo imma sue the butt out of ur fucking ganjaweed for ur copyright infringement these past months

      • buttfucker 420 8:31 pm on December 10, 2014 | Reply

        *gansaweed

        • buttfucker 420 10:50 pm on December 10, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo gansa for resident he’s weedchill and supports buttfucking reform

          • buttfucker 420 11:13 am on December 11, 2014 | Reply

            yoyo don’t bring politics into r movement bc evry1 is equally welcome to smoke weed and fuk buts equality freedom fraternity brooooo

    • Myrddraal Fact 2:12 am on December 11, 2014 | Reply

      He was originally Lithium Brigade Bait, but after an encounter with some foxes where he requested new memories, he emerged a sick combination of a number of new past lives – including a stoner and an anal rapist. These two were overwhelming to him, and he lost his own identity completely.

    • buttfucker 420 6:35 pm on December 11, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo so nice to see so many weedchill theories and people’s creative juices flowing for da Buttfuckathon

    • We are Legion 2:40 pm on December 12, 2014 | Reply

      We always forgive. We frequently forget.

    • Web Research 2:53 pm on December 12, 2014 | Reply

    • buttfucker 420 4:58 pm on December 12, 2014 | Reply

      YOYO OOOHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD HTERREES SOOO MANYY OF USS UBTTFUCKER 420SSS HTATS WHYYY WERE CEXIII AND HAWTT AND WEEDCIHLLL AND GONNA RINBG ABOUTTT WORLDDD PEACEEE MUAH YOUR A DOL

    • Pi Phi 4:30 am on December 19, 2014 | Reply

      OHHHH MYYY GAWWWD MY ADADDY IS THE OIRGINAL BUTTUFCKER 420 HE’S BEEN FCUKING ME UP DA BUTT SNICE I WAS FIVE MUAH YOUR NOT A DOL

  • Sometimes I go on the Facebook pages of Princeton people whom I’ve never met and I think: hot damn, I’ve got to lead a more interesting life. And I will, starting today. FMStatusQuo

    +11/-1   

    4:33 pm on December 7, 2014 | Post Comment  

     
    • buttfucker 420 9:03 pm on December 7, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo

    • buttfucker 420 10:21 pm on December 7, 2014 | Reply

      yoyo are you referring to me? smoking weed and fucking butts qualifies as me as da most interesting bro in all of princeton.

      • dude 2:39 pm on December 8, 2014 | Reply

        having smoked weed and fucked butt is something most people have done. They don’t make you unique, just clueless.

        • buttfucker 420 9:39 pm on December 8, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo on the contrary a majority of people have never smoked weed before, and the vast majority have never fucked butt. learn statistics bro yoyo.

    • buttfucker 420 5:55 pm on December 8, 2014 | Reply

      Holy fuck. How many people participate in buttfucker 420ing? I feel like there have to be at least ten of them to sustain this level of commenting.

      • buttfucker 420 9:42 pm on December 8, 2014 | Reply

        yoyo ur a n00b you forgot the yoyo and didn’t work buttfucking or weed into ur reply

        • buttfucker 420 10:26 am on December 9, 2014 | Reply

          yoyo weedchill

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